Wednesday 31 December 2008

The Pre-Emptive Strike

Its New years eve, and im gonna go out later. I have no idea how im gonna get to the venue- nor do i know where the god forsakened place is. lets talk business.


Its been an amazing year. Just thinking about it right now gives me shivers. Lost my Virginity, Messed around with a shitlot more chicks than last year, magic as a hobby seems to improve more than a hobby, My grades are looking good, i landed a Job in a great place which pays great.

The things just keep adding up and adding up.


Lets talk about the Pre-Emptive.

You're going to a party with One.. Two.. Three. Four Pivots.

Kayleigh- Know her through rebecca
Rebecca - me and her go wayyy back in school.
Michelle - School
Sammie-Ann (Potential target) - Know her through becca

and two of your friends. well one of them.

Wingman - School
Gift. - School - But i dont like him very much. he thrashtalks a lot and is generally embarrassing. he's one of those hyperactive cheap ass'ed black bastards who think everything they do is cool and they think they can get away with it.

Im sorry, but 70% of my friends are Black, but he is possibly the most embarrassing and annoying one out of all of them. he's annoying, and i know deep down that he'll cock block. ONe way or another.

I'll get laid tonight. Blowjob the most. i dont care what state the girl is in. i'll get laid one way or another.

actually screw that, i do care what state she';s in. i dont want her drunk outta her head haha

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