Short and simple:
Met girl i gamed from before, She's tall and shy. End of story. (ddnt really talk much)
her sister, the younger one was more talkative than her. i'd consider gaming her, but she's too bloody young, perhaps if i attract the younger one, the older one would lay off. (which i dont want really) or it'l cause conflict.
anywho, get things short, ive been doing pretty well with dates and shit i guess.
Going anti social, ive been procrastinating bout reading harry potter book 6 and 7. doing it in 5 days. See ya all till then!
Wednesday 29 August 2007
Sunday 26 August 2007
Caveman
Bringing in the kill. party started, yadda yadda, dance a bit, Lots of kino on target (the one itis girl from before that has a 6 foot 6 boyfriend who's fucking rich) And in a few hours i had her sitting on my lap.
This is probably the quickest FR ever, probably because i enjoyed the party too much to remember the details:
I went to the bathroom to find it locked, It was in the hallway and it was a bit dark, you can see a bit of moonlight peeking in the windows. Target emerged from the bathroom, I gave her the "Go on, off you go!" Look along with the "Shoo you annoying thing" hand movements. She just stared at my eyes. I stared at her for a few seconds then broke eye contact to turn the bathroom lights on. (we were standing outside the bathroom.)
I turned it on, and asked her: "Arent you gonna give me a kiss or something?" She replied with: "Something...?"
So i gave her the "oh my god, you're so stupid... " Look +Roll eyes, Turned the lights off in the bathroom and bam, were making out. It was awkward, My teeth hit Her teeth at first, but i ddnt stop to apologise, i went caveman and fucking kissed her more. 5 seconds after that i wondered if i should go with the "hey, we should get back to our friends" line or continue kissing. happened too fast 5 seconds more of that and i leaned on to push her againts the wall, No LMR. we make out for 5 seconds more and i heard a rustling sound Possibly the door to the dancefloor.
seeing as she's got a boyfriend, The party's got 5 adults roaming around and making sure everyone's safe and i cant really make out with her while her/my friends are around *because they'll snitch and i know it* We broke off and i went in the bathroom to do my Little dance of joy.
I wanted to kiss her so bad once more, but i ignored her after that and partied still, karaoke with friends is fun as fuck. i talked to her for the last few mins that i was staying in the party. When i was finally gonna go, i gave everyone hugs except her. She followed me from the kitchen to the living room and stayed there, the door still open. went outside, i hailed down a taxi. Gave the celebrant a Hug and went to give that girl one last kiss. (just a peck)
Go me. Not bad for almost 3 years of No kissing. (yes, i was that of a chump. Kill me.)
Caveman style Rules.
Oh and one last thing, i dont know about this but i was looking shitty while walking around town. Just been to a sleepover and the party yesterday was tiring as fuck, but this girl ran upto me and said "hey can my friend have your number?" i looked at her, Looked at her friend, then said "Hell no." (they're both butt ugly)
my god that feels good.
This is probably the quickest FR ever, probably because i enjoyed the party too much to remember the details:
I went to the bathroom to find it locked, It was in the hallway and it was a bit dark, you can see a bit of moonlight peeking in the windows. Target emerged from the bathroom, I gave her the "Go on, off you go!" Look along with the "Shoo you annoying thing" hand movements. She just stared at my eyes. I stared at her for a few seconds then broke eye contact to turn the bathroom lights on. (we were standing outside the bathroom.)
I turned it on, and asked her: "Arent you gonna give me a kiss or something?" She replied with: "Something...?"
So i gave her the "oh my god, you're so stupid... " Look +Roll eyes, Turned the lights off in the bathroom and bam, were making out. It was awkward, My teeth hit Her teeth at first, but i ddnt stop to apologise, i went caveman and fucking kissed her more. 5 seconds after that i wondered if i should go with the "hey, we should get back to our friends" line or continue kissing. happened too fast 5 seconds more of that and i leaned on to push her againts the wall, No LMR. we make out for 5 seconds more and i heard a rustling sound Possibly the door to the dancefloor.
seeing as she's got a boyfriend, The party's got 5 adults roaming around and making sure everyone's safe and i cant really make out with her while her/my friends are around *because they'll snitch and i know it* We broke off and i went in the bathroom to do my Little dance of joy.
I wanted to kiss her so bad once more, but i ignored her after that and partied still, karaoke with friends is fun as fuck. i talked to her for the last few mins that i was staying in the party. When i was finally gonna go, i gave everyone hugs except her. She followed me from the kitchen to the living room and stayed there, the door still open. went outside, i hailed down a taxi. Gave the celebrant a Hug and went to give that girl one last kiss. (just a peck)
Go me. Not bad for almost 3 years of No kissing. (yes, i was that of a chump. Kill me.)
Caveman style Rules.
Oh and one last thing, i dont know about this but i was looking shitty while walking around town. Just been to a sleepover and the party yesterday was tiring as fuck, but this girl ran upto me and said "hey can my friend have your number?" i looked at her, Looked at her friend, then said "Hell no." (they're both butt ugly)
my god that feels good.
Friday 24 August 2007
Field report 05
Right, Field report 5..
Woke up, done a bit of job searching, yadda yadda, left the house at 11.
*start of field report*
I walked through the door, and immediately these 2 hb’s were walking past the street entranced in girl talk. I stood frozen for 5 seconds or so, and decided to not sarge. (god fucking damn it ) the moment happened to quick, I ddnt expect an HB to appear in my front door. Lol.
Anywho: arrived at town at around 11:30 walked around still (like a lap around town) and couldn’t find any decent targets. (well targets without their mums, or like in their 30’s)
I walked near the fountain and saw this emo girl sitting on the corner, I recognized her and walked up to her, and waited for her to look up to me. (cause she wore this Hat which covered her face) Turns out she’s one of the people I used to go to school with. So we chatted for a bit while I looked for a target. Turns out she’s meeting some friends later on (I asked WHO obviously) and she said some Bubbly girl by the name HBbubbles. She said she’s known her since she was 3 and all this crap, which I ddnt pay attention with cause I was entranced at this gorgeous woman in her mid 20’s that sat a few meters away from me in the fountain I opened my emo friend with the “who do you think lies more” opener (loud enough so that the woman could hear) then after a few seconds of talking Moved the convo with her. Conversation was quick, it went like:
Me: Hey
HB: Yeah? (she was trying to call someone)
Me: oh sorry, are you on the phone?
HB: yeah but what is it that you wanted? *Smile*
Me: oh nothing, just a question, nevermind.
HB: ok then.
Ok, so approach 1 ddnt go so well. Lol. She was a smoker anyways, so I wouldn’t date her. (that’s not an excuse to be honest. Lol)
Anywho, chatted more for a bit, And her friend finally arrives, along with 2 other buddies, So in total its Me, Emo friend, HB bubbly, HB 8 and Tall friend.
The first interaction wasn’t great, my emo friend stood up and said: “Hey this is Sinful..” So I sat there and waved at them while all 3 of them gave me the “Hey there!” look.
I said:
Right, Sooo, what’s their names then? You just said “Hey this is Sinful” and ddnt introduce themselves to me, how rude is that!
So I looked at HB bubbly and asked her name, The Tall one, and HB 8’s. (which they all responded immediately afterwards. Anywho, I moved in closer to the group forming a little circle, then HB bubbly asked where were going. I said: “Why don’t we start by walking.. AROUND….” And we started walking towards one direction. Eventually the attention drifted away from me and Bubbly became the center of attraction, until we entered a shoe shop, I made some comments which I cant remember, (cant really remember to be honest) but I dropped the powerpuff bomb there on HB bubbly and I got craaaaaaazy temp. (even Tall girl and HB 8 went nuts) Told her she was bubbles, She laughed as well with the other 2 girls, I said “Hey you cant laugh, you two are powerpuff girls too!” but I think they ddnt hear that part, obviously too entranced with bubbles almost rolling around in laughter. Anywho, after that, Tall girl was giving me IoI’s while HB 8 was drifting around following HB bubbly. Emo friend was just following us quietly. (Riight…)
Right so we walked to burger king, because HB bubbly said she was hungry (ddnt mnd) so we went in, while they were queing up I sat at the stairs fiddling with my phone. (cause some girls ive been gaming online just got the nerve to text me) I noticed that HB 8 was chatting to this really massive bloke (round 6,6?) And I kept that in mind. Turns out my emo friend has to stay downstairs to meet his bro quickly. So I ushered the girls to move upstairs and eat.
Right, so the meal:
Well. Tall girl sitting on the corner, HB 8 opposite and beside tall girl sat HB bubbly, Emo friend sat in the middle of it (leaving the seat beside HB 8 completely open) but I decided to game HB bubbly instead. (sat at the next table, directly beside HB bubbly) I was building rapport through openers and other stuff that’s been going on in my life. (like Gcse’s and shit) The topic flew from alcohol and whatnot. Things went pretty allright till these 2 kids sat on the table I was sitting at. I asked the kiddies for their name, couldn’t hear em and said “allright, I’ll call you Dave then.” The set laughed. And then the kiddies started doing some random shit like beating themselves up and doing the chicken dance. I asked them where their parents are, and they said that she’s downstairs getting food. So I stood up (being such a good boy that I am) and as I done that, HB bubbly said “no, let THEM sit elsewhere.” So I thought to myself. “what in fuck’s name am I doing?” and sat my ass back down. Chatting still, This girl im gaming online just texted me again, and I noticed that HB bubbly was reading my Text. I went and showed her the text. (even though I avent even read it yet) (message contained something about Christmas tree’s and decorating in august) Anywho Hb 8 couldn’t see Tall girl read it and HB bubbly was asking me “Who’s HB online..?” I just said “Some girl…” and moved on to another thread. I noticed then that Tall girl was twirling her hair in her fingers but was facing HB bubbly. I thought to myself, she must be a lesbo, or that’s an IoI to me. I then asked how comes them 2 arent eating, Cut them off after a second and asked “You on a diet..?” to both of em. Cant remember their reply, doesn’t matter.
Anywho, so were exiting burger king now, and I went down the stairs first but fiddled with my phone halfway. (so I had to slowly walk) I figured I needed kino on at least One girl. (for practice) So I stopped, Looked at all 4 of them behind me and said “oh come on, Ladies first and let them off downstairs one by one. I kino’d HB bubbly for around 3 seconds? (the hand behind back thing, not too high, not too low) and ushered them outside.
So were outside, and my Emo friend says that she wants to get something off the bank, The set goes wandering off again, and I decided to take matters into my own hands, I shouted: “HB bubbly!” and walked towards them, she was still busy laughing and stuff with HB 8, so I took Tall girl’s arm and said “Come on, if I take you, Them two will follow. So I pulled Tall girl to the bank (which was like 5 buildings away) And midway to that, she stopped and grabbed HB 8. She said “Hey you’re coming too!” So after that’s all over and done with, We went to this shop which sells bareloads of clothes, bubbly was absoloutely NUTS. Walking around dancing and shit, I cant believe I actually felt embarrassed for her. I busted her by saying “man are you ALWAYS like this?” and she replies with “yeah…” and I said “even when you’re sad?” and she said “YES!” and then I said: “wow. You’re weird…” She quickly replied with “Thanks” and I thought to myself, wait that aint a bust you crackhead, that’s an insult. I said quickly.. “Weird… but in a good way” and went off for another thread. Turns out that Some of my lady friends are at town (Social proof) So I hugged them yadda yadda, stuff like that. Anywho, they decided to try on some stuff, I grabbed the nearest dress and said “hey does this look good on me?” Tall girl just laughed at me, Hb 8 smiled, Hb bubbly was still dancing around the shop. (I think she’s mentally challenged now.) Anywho, went upstairs to let them try some shit on, and I cant believe I ddnt bust or anything, just sat outside with my Emo friend. And waited for them to come out, I know I shudve walked around, but it was the ladies section and it was like a sort of girl shop.
Anywho, So we went outside and my emo friend wanted to go starbucks. Went inside, done some more rapport, (asked them the jealous GF opener, well variation) and asked their thoughts about it. Tall girl kept looking out the window, busted her on that, she ddnt find it very amusing though, HB 8 drifting away, my emo friend drinking happily with her mocha whatchamacallit and HB bubbly was drinking a smoothie.
This is the time when I was thinking of number closing and ejecting. But which one?
So we went out of that and bubbly said: “oh we gotta go in a bit…” so I thought “Damn, I can never number close now.” We started walking in the bus station, but just when my Emo friend engaged bubbly in a conversation, (And Hb 8 and tall girl into one) I asked tall girl if I can borrow her for a bit. (I mean borrow HB 8) because ive been neglecting her. She went.. “wait, ME?” and I said “No, Not you! *rolls eyes*”. So we stopped for like 4 seconds after that, and immediately I was put into a spotlight. That was the most nerve racking event of my life. The whole set was looking at me, even the bloody janitor was trying to get a good look at me. I said to her:
“I think you’re really Cute, but I gotta go, Sooo.. I was wondering if I could have your number.”
She went: “uhm, But why me? Don’t you mean THEM?” *points at the group* I just said to her: “No”. and gave her my phone. She put her number in and then the set stopped. Bubbly interrupted “Right, this is ouuuur stop we gotta gooo then!” and I went “Allright, See you then! Hugs, No hugs? *motions with bubbly* “ I went in to hug Tall girl, but then bubbly goes in to hug me. (so it was like an awkward side hug) hugged tall girl and then Hugged Hb 8. After that I motioned my emo friend to come. (cause obviously she doesn’t need to go) And were off.
It turns out, while I borrowed Hb 8, my emo friend told me that Bubbly was asking why I borrowed Hb 8. Emo friend told Bubbly and tall girl that im a Flirty sort of guy. (bastard friend) Also one slight thing, She’s actually got a boyfriend. HB 8 I mean. but anyways, that ddnt matter.. I got what I wanted.
No sarges after That. Nothing beats a good day than Social proofing yourself by getting a number in front of a friend. Oh yeah. =]
Woke up, done a bit of job searching, yadda yadda, left the house at 11.
*start of field report*
I walked through the door, and immediately these 2 hb’s were walking past the street entranced in girl talk. I stood frozen for 5 seconds or so, and decided to not sarge. (god fucking damn it ) the moment happened to quick, I ddnt expect an HB to appear in my front door. Lol.
Anywho: arrived at town at around 11:30 walked around still (like a lap around town) and couldn’t find any decent targets. (well targets without their mums, or like in their 30’s)
I walked near the fountain and saw this emo girl sitting on the corner, I recognized her and walked up to her, and waited for her to look up to me. (cause she wore this Hat which covered her face) Turns out she’s one of the people I used to go to school with. So we chatted for a bit while I looked for a target. Turns out she’s meeting some friends later on (I asked WHO obviously) and she said some Bubbly girl by the name HBbubbles. She said she’s known her since she was 3 and all this crap, which I ddnt pay attention with cause I was entranced at this gorgeous woman in her mid 20’s that sat a few meters away from me in the fountain I opened my emo friend with the “who do you think lies more” opener (loud enough so that the woman could hear) then after a few seconds of talking Moved the convo with her. Conversation was quick, it went like:
Me: Hey
HB: Yeah? (she was trying to call someone)
Me: oh sorry, are you on the phone?
HB: yeah but what is it that you wanted? *Smile*
Me: oh nothing, just a question, nevermind.
HB: ok then.
Ok, so approach 1 ddnt go so well. Lol. She was a smoker anyways, so I wouldn’t date her. (that’s not an excuse to be honest. Lol)
Anywho, chatted more for a bit, And her friend finally arrives, along with 2 other buddies, So in total its Me, Emo friend, HB bubbly, HB 8 and Tall friend.
The first interaction wasn’t great, my emo friend stood up and said: “Hey this is Sinful..” So I sat there and waved at them while all 3 of them gave me the “Hey there!” look.
I said:
Right, Sooo, what’s their names then? You just said “Hey this is Sinful” and ddnt introduce themselves to me, how rude is that!
So I looked at HB bubbly and asked her name, The Tall one, and HB 8’s. (which they all responded immediately afterwards. Anywho, I moved in closer to the group forming a little circle, then HB bubbly asked where were going. I said: “Why don’t we start by walking.. AROUND….” And we started walking towards one direction. Eventually the attention drifted away from me and Bubbly became the center of attraction, until we entered a shoe shop, I made some comments which I cant remember, (cant really remember to be honest) but I dropped the powerpuff bomb there on HB bubbly and I got craaaaaaazy temp. (even Tall girl and HB 8 went nuts) Told her she was bubbles, She laughed as well with the other 2 girls, I said “Hey you cant laugh, you two are powerpuff girls too!” but I think they ddnt hear that part, obviously too entranced with bubbles almost rolling around in laughter. Anywho, after that, Tall girl was giving me IoI’s while HB 8 was drifting around following HB bubbly. Emo friend was just following us quietly. (Riight…)
Right so we walked to burger king, because HB bubbly said she was hungry (ddnt mnd) so we went in, while they were queing up I sat at the stairs fiddling with my phone. (cause some girls ive been gaming online just got the nerve to text me) I noticed that HB 8 was chatting to this really massive bloke (round 6,6?) And I kept that in mind. Turns out my emo friend has to stay downstairs to meet his bro quickly. So I ushered the girls to move upstairs and eat.
Right, so the meal:
Well. Tall girl sitting on the corner, HB 8 opposite and beside tall girl sat HB bubbly, Emo friend sat in the middle of it (leaving the seat beside HB 8 completely open) but I decided to game HB bubbly instead. (sat at the next table, directly beside HB bubbly) I was building rapport through openers and other stuff that’s been going on in my life. (like Gcse’s and shit) The topic flew from alcohol and whatnot. Things went pretty allright till these 2 kids sat on the table I was sitting at. I asked the kiddies for their name, couldn’t hear em and said “allright, I’ll call you Dave then.” The set laughed. And then the kiddies started doing some random shit like beating themselves up and doing the chicken dance. I asked them where their parents are, and they said that she’s downstairs getting food. So I stood up (being such a good boy that I am) and as I done that, HB bubbly said “no, let THEM sit elsewhere.” So I thought to myself. “what in fuck’s name am I doing?” and sat my ass back down. Chatting still, This girl im gaming online just texted me again, and I noticed that HB bubbly was reading my Text. I went and showed her the text. (even though I avent even read it yet) (message contained something about Christmas tree’s and decorating in august) Anywho Hb 8 couldn’t see Tall girl read it and HB bubbly was asking me “Who’s HB online..?” I just said “Some girl…” and moved on to another thread. I noticed then that Tall girl was twirling her hair in her fingers but was facing HB bubbly. I thought to myself, she must be a lesbo, or that’s an IoI to me. I then asked how comes them 2 arent eating, Cut them off after a second and asked “You on a diet..?” to both of em. Cant remember their reply, doesn’t matter.
Anywho, so were exiting burger king now, and I went down the stairs first but fiddled with my phone halfway. (so I had to slowly walk) I figured I needed kino on at least One girl. (for practice) So I stopped, Looked at all 4 of them behind me and said “oh come on, Ladies first and let them off downstairs one by one. I kino’d HB bubbly for around 3 seconds? (the hand behind back thing, not too high, not too low) and ushered them outside.
So were outside, and my Emo friend says that she wants to get something off the bank, The set goes wandering off again, and I decided to take matters into my own hands, I shouted: “HB bubbly!” and walked towards them, she was still busy laughing and stuff with HB 8, so I took Tall girl’s arm and said “Come on, if I take you, Them two will follow. So I pulled Tall girl to the bank (which was like 5 buildings away) And midway to that, she stopped and grabbed HB 8. She said “Hey you’re coming too!” So after that’s all over and done with, We went to this shop which sells bareloads of clothes, bubbly was absoloutely NUTS. Walking around dancing and shit, I cant believe I actually felt embarrassed for her. I busted her by saying “man are you ALWAYS like this?” and she replies with “yeah…” and I said “even when you’re sad?” and she said “YES!” and then I said: “wow. You’re weird…” She quickly replied with “Thanks” and I thought to myself, wait that aint a bust you crackhead, that’s an insult. I said quickly.. “Weird… but in a good way” and went off for another thread. Turns out that Some of my lady friends are at town (Social proof) So I hugged them yadda yadda, stuff like that. Anywho, they decided to try on some stuff, I grabbed the nearest dress and said “hey does this look good on me?” Tall girl just laughed at me, Hb 8 smiled, Hb bubbly was still dancing around the shop. (I think she’s mentally challenged now.) Anywho, went upstairs to let them try some shit on, and I cant believe I ddnt bust or anything, just sat outside with my Emo friend. And waited for them to come out, I know I shudve walked around, but it was the ladies section and it was like a sort of girl shop.
Anywho, So we went outside and my emo friend wanted to go starbucks. Went inside, done some more rapport, (asked them the jealous GF opener, well variation) and asked their thoughts about it. Tall girl kept looking out the window, busted her on that, she ddnt find it very amusing though, HB 8 drifting away, my emo friend drinking happily with her mocha whatchamacallit and HB bubbly was drinking a smoothie.
This is the time when I was thinking of number closing and ejecting. But which one?
So we went out of that and bubbly said: “oh we gotta go in a bit…” so I thought “Damn, I can never number close now.” We started walking in the bus station, but just when my Emo friend engaged bubbly in a conversation, (And Hb 8 and tall girl into one) I asked tall girl if I can borrow her for a bit. (I mean borrow HB 8) because ive been neglecting her. She went.. “wait, ME?” and I said “No, Not you! *rolls eyes*”. So we stopped for like 4 seconds after that, and immediately I was put into a spotlight. That was the most nerve racking event of my life. The whole set was looking at me, even the bloody janitor was trying to get a good look at me. I said to her:
“I think you’re really Cute, but I gotta go, Sooo.. I was wondering if I could have your number.”
She went: “uhm, But why me? Don’t you mean THEM?” *points at the group* I just said to her: “No”. and gave her my phone. She put her number in and then the set stopped. Bubbly interrupted “Right, this is ouuuur stop we gotta gooo then!” and I went “Allright, See you then! Hugs, No hugs? *motions with bubbly* “ I went in to hug Tall girl, but then bubbly goes in to hug me. (so it was like an awkward side hug) hugged tall girl and then Hugged Hb 8. After that I motioned my emo friend to come. (cause obviously she doesn’t need to go) And were off.
It turns out, while I borrowed Hb 8, my emo friend told me that Bubbly was asking why I borrowed Hb 8. Emo friend told Bubbly and tall girl that im a Flirty sort of guy. (bastard friend) Also one slight thing, She’s actually got a boyfriend. HB 8 I mean. but anyways, that ddnt matter.. I got what I wanted.
No sarges after That. Nothing beats a good day than Social proofing yourself by getting a number in front of a friend. Oh yeah. =]
Thursday 23 August 2007
GCSE results
Out of all expected A's (Faith on one's self)
I got an F in music, a B in english literature and C's in everything else. Not too shabby.
I actually turned away from sarging today, though i shouldve approached at least a set or two. To be honest i felt the need to celebrate with my friends first, which i probably wont see them all together. Ever again. ever. (there was like 15 of us) I think i turned down sarging for a good reason. (and probably to procrastinate as well, Woopteedoo)
20% of myself wanted to put it off for another day (since im such a AFC) but im going out tomorrow to get rejected. Promise.
I got an F in music, a B in english literature and C's in everything else. Not too shabby.
I actually turned away from sarging today, though i shouldve approached at least a set or two. To be honest i felt the need to celebrate with my friends first, which i probably wont see them all together. Ever again. ever. (there was like 15 of us) I think i turned down sarging for a good reason. (and probably to procrastinate as well, Woopteedoo)
20% of myself wanted to put it off for another day (since im such a AFC) but im going out tomorrow to get rejected. Promise.
Wednesday 22 August 2007
Field Report 04
Field Report 04. And i dont come bearing good news.
So i got up, Thinking if i memorised my magic routine good enough, Got up and Done the trick over again (the whole routine) And i listened to TD give some inspirational words. Went downstairs, got an apple. bit of TV, Back to PC, talked a bit with my friend Chris, Took a shower, Went through my final Performance of that magic trick and Bam, im outta the door.
Things were looking Grim, The weather sucked ass which meant i couldnt perform my routine flawlessly outside (As the wind will blow away the cards) So i was limited to inside the mall/Town. Went to the bustop, and while i was walking this man was walking in the opposite diretion and i thought to myself that he needed a little cheering up. i said a Friendly "Morning.." And he replied with a smile and said "Morning mate." This might be a little thing but i think i made at least an impact on him. i'll never see him again, but i think he'll remember that moment.
Anywho, Bus comes This Girl was sitting at the front reading a book (in front of old people) I was gonna sarge her if those old people werent there. Yes i know, who gave a shit. But Seriously, a rAFC sarging in front of an audience who believe that Romance is the way to go with women. Come on. Yeah, Excuses again. Excuses. She left before the bus arrived at town.
Right so with my Deck in my pocket and ready to entertain, i got out looking for a sarge, or an audience. im looking for the mature, Bored-looking People whom i can take a slight 5 minutes to entertain the shit outta them, or a hot Girl just walking round drifting. I couldnt find a target, it was 10 in the morning. even if i could find a target, the most i could find was a 2 set Which were round 20+ years old. Not outta my league, i shouldve approached, Definite HB 10.
Emo Girl sitting on a bench with lots of old people around, HB 5 by my standards, she looked pissed off. No approach.
HB 10 walking alone, i approach and when i reach at least 5 feet near her, Her father came along and said "Come on (HB)”
This point, Logistics are really pissing me off, Firstly old people are everywhere. There are a few targets to choose from (meaning its not infested with HB's) I go back to this bookstore and read a few more pages from 'The game'. No targets still. HB walks in with her sister and Mum. For god's sake.
I go out, near the fountain again, i spot this bored woman sitting on the corner of the fountain and a bored guy around 20 feet from her. (if i wanted to approach the man, i'd walk past the girl first) I decided to go for the guy as my first audience. when i get in talking distance he walks away. Now that's just bad luck to be honest. Things are getting Gloomy as well, looks like its gonna rain. Bad Bad Bad.
I wasnt gonna give up, i gotta sarge or at least perform magic for someone. i spot 3 guys eating their lunch on a bench near the fountain, they were construction workers and i decided to let them be my first audience as strangers. Ever. I approach, Done my trick *jittery, and nervous as fuck* But i think i left them 3 astonished (Though they ddnt look like it. lol)
The Trick: The basic thing is, I make them pick a card, Put it back in the middle of the deck, Say that im gonna make it go on top, i pick the top card and its not their card, i flick the card and it turns to that card. i then put it back in the middle of the deck and make it pop up back on top. i put it back in the middle of the deck and make it jump to my Shirt pocket. Lastly i take that card and put it back in the deck. I turn the whole deck into their card.
First audience done, i felt a bit good at myself. (My approach was the classic Hey there, can i just show you something?) Then followed up with the "im an aspiring magician and i just wanna show you something" Line.
Anywho, i still couldnt spot a target. (basildon is like infested with old people and the weather isnt helping) I went back in the bookshop and read a few more pages of the game. I go back outside, turns out that my pivot is seeing a movie today as well. (different movie) So i walk with her to the library to meet her other 'Girlie' friend. (was bored as fuck anyways) Still no target.
I go in and get the other 'Girlie friend' whilst im still looking for a target. We went to the bank (Since one of them needed to go there) And this HB walked in. Followed by her mum. Oh christ. i walked outside. walked for a bit, still spotting for a target, a Girl my age. come on, ANYONE. not too young, definitely not older... somewhere along my age... None still, a bunch of girls who hasnt even hit puberty yet. 12 o clock. Noon. i met my friend tom with his sister. (yes i knew her sister was coming) She's around 10 years old i think, Bratty mouthy little girl. we went to a supermarket to buy some shit. Still nothing, This punk ass'ed chav and his 6 foot tall friend was looking at me like they wanted Buttsex, or they just wanted to beat me up. 10 seconds after that my friend tom arrived. we Hung for a bit bought some food for cinemas and as we walk towards the cinema (which is 20 minutes away) Pivot and her friend sitting down on bench.
Chatted for a bit, and as luck would have it, The Slut and the One-itis girl that i liked before is in town as well. (i knew she was, but ddnt pay attention) i wanted to pay no attention to her, and i done the "OH MY GOD RACHEEEEEEEEEL!!!!" Routine on the Slut. (acted like i missed her like fuck) and just gave the One-itis girl the slight 'wave'. (where i wave in acknowledgement that she's there) Then proceeded to give the slut a very tight hug. (she hugged Tightly back, IoI?)
Eventually the group's losing focus on me, the pivot's very dominant and is actually taking control of the situtation. engaged the One-itis girl in a convo. Cant remember details, who cares anyways. (nothing fancy. lol) Anywho accidentally invited them over for the movie as well. So now they're coming. (both of em) I ignored One itis and moved in with the slut, Side hugging to her. Talked for a bit and yadda yadda. stuff like that.
Walked towards the cinema and One itis girl and Slut are too Pre occupied with gossiping to even pay attention to the other girls. i was out back hanging with my friend tom and his little sister (who still ddnt stop talking) We then spotted another friend. Turns out she's going cinemas as well. (Lol) so she came along with us.
Nothing much happened on the trip there, Bought the ticket and its all done.
i went to the Staff lady: "S'cuse me what time does 'Evan almighty' start?" She went "half past 5." and i went "oh dont give me attitude, im just asking!" She laughed and we started to walk away. half past 5 comes and we walk over again i said to her "Doesnt it start NOW?" she said "oh sorry, it actually starts at 10 past. (5 minutes away) i went with "Lmao, you just dont want us watching the movie now dont ya? "
i started just chatting with her and stuff, which was cool. she was about 30 ish. (lmao at age gap)
So we ditched her and went to qeeue up.
I was talking to one itis and stuff and she asked me if i was 'hitting' on that woman (the staff lady) i went hell no, i have standards you know! and she went "Yeah i thought that..." and tom's little sister interupted with:
"Hey do you two fancy each other?" *points at me and one itis*
She ddnt say anything, but i immediately said No. (Dont think she paid attention anyways.)
Some of the other peeps iw as with watched another movie while the 5 of us went to watch Evan almighty. (its a comedy)
Things were good. i picked the middle row, but since there was like an Emo-chair (it was like slashed up and shit) i went "Oh god, an emo sat there." and moved up one row. (i stepped on the chairs) One itis followed. I sat down, she sat beside me. Slut asked me to move up one, because she ddnt like that chair. i moved up one and one itis followed. Tom and his sister sat in front of us.
Movie's starting. She's to my right and no one's to my left. we chatted a bit before the movie about some stalker guy that Oneitis had. (i actually KNOW that stalker guy. lmao, he's a proper stalker)
Anywho, Details Details. Slut offered me something, She Force-Fed me a taco. (with a chili on it.) i said afterwards that i really hated chilli. and i had to drink like 3/4 of my drink just to down the spiciness. One itis laughed.
First 10 minutes of the movie, i was playing with her left hand. (like just playing, Bobbing my fingers up and down hers, etc etc) and then i went "Your hands are cold" and she's like "Yeah i know..." So i held her hand. Dont know what happened there but ive been holding her hand throughout since. When i snapped to reality i remembered that she had a boyfriend whom she's sooo crazy about and that i know she wouldnt leave. She isnt GF material now, as if i ever made her mine she'd be doing THIS same thing to another boy Right under my nose.
Anywho, i Squeezed her hand. No response. i can tell she's wondering what im doing. Im looking for an IoI. a few minutes pass, I squeeze her hand again, she squeezes back. IoI. ? i loosen my fingers up with hers, cause its getting a bit sweaty, i adjusted my hand so its more comfortable. when i went in to hold her hand again, she adjusted it herself as well, so that its a properly held. (I was thinking of some PUA stuff all throughout the movie Tbh.) i was thinking if i should lean in for the kiss, and how awkward it'll be if she leans back and gives me the "WHAT THE HELL!" look.
movie's over. Holding hands over (thank christ to be honest) 2 Girls i wanted to sarge outside girl's comfort rooms, they're too young. prolly round 12. Another one i spotted, 1 set standing alone looking gloomy.turns out she's waiting for her dad. (which appeared a few minutes later)
Walked outside the cinema and spotted one of my friends earlier with her friend and her sister. (which was 10 years old) she was soo adorable. i felt like babysitting.
One itis girl and Slut was talking jibberish again. (girl shit) i couldnt be bothered to even take the scene. i went to play with the little girl. (lets name her that) it was 3 o clock then, and i spent round 2 hours just walking ar0und with that cute little girl. reminded me of a little sister that i never had. I felt happy with that kid running around, i felt authority that i never had. Specially the part when i shouted "Oi, little girl! if you get lost im having your Pink Psp. Yes, that's right, THE PINK ONE!". and she immediately ran back to me. i was carrying something as well so i smacked her every few minutes with it. (playfully of course)
Anywho, one itis and slut had to ditch the group. (they wanted to go shopping, the others just wanted to roam around). Gave the slut a nice hug, and a kiss to the cheek. (She done the same) Gave the One itis girl a hug and i went "can i never let go of this hug..?" (TOTAL AFC, KILL ME) and she stood silent. I held her hand and pulled her in for a kiss. I kissed her cheek. (she turned.) She Turned away while i pulled her back immediately with the "WHAT THE FUCk, I WANTED A KISS!" attitude, i pulled her again and she turned the other cheek to land on my lips.
Bastard woman, Can you just fuck off now? i thought to myself.
Played with the little girl a bit more. She's allright. like a bratty sister that i never had. Gave her a piggy back at the end when were dead tired. She was a bit heavy for me, but it was allright.
So i walked to the bus stationa nd i sat on the rails, while this Cleaner emptied the bin beside me. i went:
"Whoa, scared the life outta me there mate."
he went "haha sorry bout that mate"
and i thought to myself, damn this dude really needs a cheering up. i went:
"So hows your day been?"
He said that the wind's been blowing everything and stuff so it makes his job really hard. I think he quite appreciated that. I felt good.
Bus came, and i played my Music on my phone (on loud) ddnt gave a fuck what other people thought. These 2 blokes looked like they were gonna mug me sat at the middle of the bus (i sat at the end) while i stopped my music (in case i'll get mugged. lol)
They turned and went "s'cuse me mate, was that you playing the music?"
I went: yeah Man, why?
After that, we just chatted and stuff bout Bluetooth and music. (i ended up sending em songs and shit, which i was cool with anyways)
At the end of the day, i had absoloutely no female interaction that you may call a sarge. more like an interaction with a lot of people, which i quite enjoyed. I think that i need a better location for Sarging, The mall isnt quite working fine for me, Too many obstacles like parents and old people..
Field report 04 - 22 August 2007
So i got up, Thinking if i memorised my magic routine good enough, Got up and Done the trick over again (the whole routine) And i listened to TD give some inspirational words. Went downstairs, got an apple. bit of TV, Back to PC, talked a bit with my friend Chris, Took a shower, Went through my final Performance of that magic trick and Bam, im outta the door.
Things were looking Grim, The weather sucked ass which meant i couldnt perform my routine flawlessly outside (As the wind will blow away the cards) So i was limited to inside the mall/Town. Went to the bustop, and while i was walking this man was walking in the opposite diretion and i thought to myself that he needed a little cheering up. i said a Friendly "Morning.." And he replied with a smile and said "Morning mate." This might be a little thing but i think i made at least an impact on him. i'll never see him again, but i think he'll remember that moment.
Anywho, Bus comes This Girl was sitting at the front reading a book (in front of old people) I was gonna sarge her if those old people werent there. Yes i know, who gave a shit. But Seriously, a rAFC sarging in front of an audience who believe that Romance is the way to go with women. Come on. Yeah, Excuses again. Excuses. She left before the bus arrived at town.
Right so with my Deck in my pocket and ready to entertain, i got out looking for a sarge, or an audience. im looking for the mature, Bored-looking People whom i can take a slight 5 minutes to entertain the shit outta them, or a hot Girl just walking round drifting. I couldnt find a target, it was 10 in the morning. even if i could find a target, the most i could find was a 2 set Which were round 20+ years old. Not outta my league, i shouldve approached, Definite HB 10.
Emo Girl sitting on a bench with lots of old people around, HB 5 by my standards, she looked pissed off. No approach.
HB 10 walking alone, i approach and when i reach at least 5 feet near her, Her father came along and said "Come on (HB)”
This point, Logistics are really pissing me off, Firstly old people are everywhere. There are a few targets to choose from (meaning its not infested with HB's) I go back to this bookstore and read a few more pages from 'The game'. No targets still. HB walks in with her sister and Mum. For god's sake.
I go out, near the fountain again, i spot this bored woman sitting on the corner of the fountain and a bored guy around 20 feet from her. (if i wanted to approach the man, i'd walk past the girl first) I decided to go for the guy as my first audience. when i get in talking distance he walks away. Now that's just bad luck to be honest. Things are getting Gloomy as well, looks like its gonna rain. Bad Bad Bad.
I wasnt gonna give up, i gotta sarge or at least perform magic for someone. i spot 3 guys eating their lunch on a bench near the fountain, they were construction workers and i decided to let them be my first audience as strangers. Ever. I approach, Done my trick *jittery, and nervous as fuck* But i think i left them 3 astonished (Though they ddnt look like it. lol)
The Trick: The basic thing is, I make them pick a card, Put it back in the middle of the deck, Say that im gonna make it go on top, i pick the top card and its not their card, i flick the card and it turns to that card. i then put it back in the middle of the deck and make it pop up back on top. i put it back in the middle of the deck and make it jump to my Shirt pocket. Lastly i take that card and put it back in the deck. I turn the whole deck into their card.
First audience done, i felt a bit good at myself. (My approach was the classic Hey there, can i just show you something?) Then followed up with the "im an aspiring magician and i just wanna show you something" Line.
Anywho, i still couldnt spot a target. (basildon is like infested with old people and the weather isnt helping) I went back in the bookshop and read a few more pages of the game. I go back outside, turns out that my pivot is seeing a movie today as well. (different movie) So i walk with her to the library to meet her other 'Girlie' friend. (was bored as fuck anyways) Still no target.
I go in and get the other 'Girlie friend' whilst im still looking for a target. We went to the bank (Since one of them needed to go there) And this HB walked in. Followed by her mum. Oh christ. i walked outside. walked for a bit, still spotting for a target, a Girl my age. come on, ANYONE. not too young, definitely not older... somewhere along my age... None still, a bunch of girls who hasnt even hit puberty yet. 12 o clock. Noon. i met my friend tom with his sister. (yes i knew her sister was coming) She's around 10 years old i think, Bratty mouthy little girl. we went to a supermarket to buy some shit. Still nothing, This punk ass'ed chav and his 6 foot tall friend was looking at me like they wanted Buttsex, or they just wanted to beat me up. 10 seconds after that my friend tom arrived. we Hung for a bit bought some food for cinemas and as we walk towards the cinema (which is 20 minutes away) Pivot and her friend sitting down on bench.
Chatted for a bit, and as luck would have it, The Slut and the One-itis girl that i liked before is in town as well. (i knew she was, but ddnt pay attention) i wanted to pay no attention to her, and i done the "OH MY GOD RACHEEEEEEEEEL!!!!" Routine on the Slut. (acted like i missed her like fuck) and just gave the One-itis girl the slight 'wave'. (where i wave in acknowledgement that she's there) Then proceeded to give the slut a very tight hug. (she hugged Tightly back, IoI?)
Eventually the group's losing focus on me, the pivot's very dominant and is actually taking control of the situtation. engaged the One-itis girl in a convo. Cant remember details, who cares anyways. (nothing fancy. lol) Anywho accidentally invited them over for the movie as well. So now they're coming. (both of em) I ignored One itis and moved in with the slut, Side hugging to her. Talked for a bit and yadda yadda. stuff like that.
Walked towards the cinema and One itis girl and Slut are too Pre occupied with gossiping to even pay attention to the other girls. i was out back hanging with my friend tom and his little sister (who still ddnt stop talking) We then spotted another friend. Turns out she's going cinemas as well. (Lol) so she came along with us.
Nothing much happened on the trip there, Bought the ticket and its all done.
i went to the Staff lady: "S'cuse me what time does 'Evan almighty' start?" She went "half past 5." and i went "oh dont give me attitude, im just asking!" She laughed and we started to walk away. half past 5 comes and we walk over again i said to her "Doesnt it start NOW?" she said "oh sorry, it actually starts at 10 past. (5 minutes away) i went with "Lmao, you just dont want us watching the movie now dont ya? "
i started just chatting with her and stuff, which was cool. she was about 30 ish. (lmao at age gap)
So we ditched her and went to qeeue up.
I was talking to one itis and stuff and she asked me if i was 'hitting' on that woman (the staff lady) i went hell no, i have standards you know! and she went "Yeah i thought that..." and tom's little sister interupted with:
"Hey do you two fancy each other?" *points at me and one itis*
She ddnt say anything, but i immediately said No. (Dont think she paid attention anyways.)
Some of the other peeps iw as with watched another movie while the 5 of us went to watch Evan almighty. (its a comedy)
Things were good. i picked the middle row, but since there was like an Emo-chair (it was like slashed up and shit) i went "Oh god, an emo sat there." and moved up one row. (i stepped on the chairs) One itis followed. I sat down, she sat beside me. Slut asked me to move up one, because she ddnt like that chair. i moved up one and one itis followed. Tom and his sister sat in front of us.
Movie's starting. She's to my right and no one's to my left. we chatted a bit before the movie about some stalker guy that Oneitis had. (i actually KNOW that stalker guy. lmao, he's a proper stalker)
Anywho, Details Details. Slut offered me something, She Force-Fed me a taco. (with a chili on it.) i said afterwards that i really hated chilli. and i had to drink like 3/4 of my drink just to down the spiciness. One itis laughed.
First 10 minutes of the movie, i was playing with her left hand. (like just playing, Bobbing my fingers up and down hers, etc etc) and then i went "Your hands are cold" and she's like "Yeah i know..." So i held her hand. Dont know what happened there but ive been holding her hand throughout since. When i snapped to reality i remembered that she had a boyfriend whom she's sooo crazy about and that i know she wouldnt leave. She isnt GF material now, as if i ever made her mine she'd be doing THIS same thing to another boy Right under my nose.
Anywho, i Squeezed her hand. No response. i can tell she's wondering what im doing. Im looking for an IoI. a few minutes pass, I squeeze her hand again, she squeezes back. IoI. ? i loosen my fingers up with hers, cause its getting a bit sweaty, i adjusted my hand so its more comfortable. when i went in to hold her hand again, she adjusted it herself as well, so that its a properly held. (I was thinking of some PUA stuff all throughout the movie Tbh.) i was thinking if i should lean in for the kiss, and how awkward it'll be if she leans back and gives me the "WHAT THE HELL!" look.
movie's over. Holding hands over (thank christ to be honest) 2 Girls i wanted to sarge outside girl's comfort rooms, they're too young. prolly round 12. Another one i spotted, 1 set standing alone looking gloomy.turns out she's waiting for her dad. (which appeared a few minutes later)
Walked outside the cinema and spotted one of my friends earlier with her friend and her sister. (which was 10 years old) she was soo adorable. i felt like babysitting.
One itis girl and Slut was talking jibberish again. (girl shit) i couldnt be bothered to even take the scene. i went to play with the little girl. (lets name her that) it was 3 o clock then, and i spent round 2 hours just walking ar0und with that cute little girl. reminded me of a little sister that i never had. I felt happy with that kid running around, i felt authority that i never had. Specially the part when i shouted "Oi, little girl! if you get lost im having your Pink Psp. Yes, that's right, THE PINK ONE!". and she immediately ran back to me. i was carrying something as well so i smacked her every few minutes with it. (playfully of course)
Anywho, one itis and slut had to ditch the group. (they wanted to go shopping, the others just wanted to roam around). Gave the slut a nice hug, and a kiss to the cheek. (She done the same) Gave the One itis girl a hug and i went "can i never let go of this hug..?" (TOTAL AFC, KILL ME) and she stood silent. I held her hand and pulled her in for a kiss. I kissed her cheek. (she turned.) She Turned away while i pulled her back immediately with the "WHAT THE FUCk, I WANTED A KISS!" attitude, i pulled her again and she turned the other cheek to land on my lips.
Bastard woman, Can you just fuck off now? i thought to myself.
Played with the little girl a bit more. She's allright. like a bratty sister that i never had. Gave her a piggy back at the end when were dead tired. She was a bit heavy for me, but it was allright.
So i walked to the bus stationa nd i sat on the rails, while this Cleaner emptied the bin beside me. i went:
"Whoa, scared the life outta me there mate."
he went "haha sorry bout that mate"
and i thought to myself, damn this dude really needs a cheering up. i went:
"So hows your day been?"
He said that the wind's been blowing everything and stuff so it makes his job really hard. I think he quite appreciated that. I felt good.
Bus came, and i played my Music on my phone (on loud) ddnt gave a fuck what other people thought. These 2 blokes looked like they were gonna mug me sat at the middle of the bus (i sat at the end) while i stopped my music (in case i'll get mugged. lol)
They turned and went "s'cuse me mate, was that you playing the music?"
I went: yeah Man, why?
After that, we just chatted and stuff bout Bluetooth and music. (i ended up sending em songs and shit, which i was cool with anyways)
At the end of the day, i had absoloutely no female interaction that you may call a sarge. more like an interaction with a lot of people, which i quite enjoyed. I think that i need a better location for Sarging, The mall isnt quite working fine for me, Too many obstacles like parents and old people..
Field report 04 - 22 August 2007
Tuesday 21 August 2007
Sarging tomorrow
And im Numb. The point in time where i dont give a fuck. This is probably the best time to sarge, cause you wont care if you get shot down. Lmao.
Anywho, Wishing myself the best for tomorrow.
Anywho, Wishing myself the best for tomorrow.
Field Report 03
There is something about me and failing, its like whereever i go, i Fail. But the thing is, How do i know what its like to get up if i never fall down, Suceed if i never fall down? What if i suceeded non-stop, then all of the sudden get shot down? My life would sooo totally be fucked.
I woke up and Stared at the ceiling, thinking of how im gonna soo rock this party later on, Anxiety strikes as its not my party, and i barely know people there. I knew that, but i decided to push on, Then again, Push myself out of the comfort zone and into my limits: 3:30 pm comes, im anxious for my two friends to come over and we can chill for a few more hours. I whoop their ass'es at tekken and we decide to go to the party.
*Start of field report*
Bear in mind, this is totally out of memory in itself (And not a very good one i must admit) I walked through the hallway in front of her house, Damn, These 'Black' gangsta's was completely Eye-ying my style, I think they were laughing, but i ddnt give a rat's ass. I was invited, and im gonna kick ass. There were more at the doorway, i did the right thing by looking for the party girl herself FIRST. but seeing that she's nowhere to be found, i entered and jokingly said to my friend: "Dude, where's the food?" After a moment's laughter i went to the dancefloor where there was some couches and shit, i sat down while my friends followed the same as what i did. These Black dudes are seriously BLECK. (Blacker than black) i thought to myself, and those things really make me sickly. Its not my sort of people, Seriously. But then, i had to push on. Ive burdened a lot of people through this, and ive got my pride to lift up, Mikado, Mr.Leet/Drave and the other Inspirations for me to stay, I had to push on. Normally this is the time where i chill and just relax for a bit, eyeing for a target but the thing is, I couldnt find one.
"haha Seraphim you noob, you couldnt find a fucking target? are you blind?" Of course not Charlene You dumb fuck, Because 'Bleck' girls arent my thing, they're too rowdy and arent really my 'sort'. if you knw what i mean. I wouldve gladly sarged Anyone of these bitches yesterday if i really liked them enough. Seriously, on a scale of 1-10, they were about a 2. still. The most, 4. and i wouldnt waste my time Running my game with 2 other amog's constantly laughing at the asian dude with the white boy and bounty boy. (Bounty boy= Black guy who acts White) *Cough* those are my friends*
I went outside, got a drink. minor chit chat with some peeps and shit and one of my friends came. (HB 10, my supposedly Pivot.) She attracted attention like mad, heads turning completely and she fell into my arms whispering: "Hey jay." I came back with something like "Michelle, the theme was dressed to impress, not dress like a hoe."She gave me the "Oh no you ddnt " Look while i took some low 5's from Bounty boy and white guy. (Lol, i'll just call em that, it'll be easier) I cant remember anything else, as it was all.. Stale.
There was no one dancing, and black people were everywhere. Im not racist or anything, hell, im fucking far away from being a racist. My group, my crew are from all over the world, Weve got an irish boy, 2 Zimbabwe's 4 Nigerian's, British, Filipino's (ehem) Singaporean's, Maltese, jamaican, Spanish and Chinese people on our group, and that's just OUR group alone. So im fucking far away from being a racist. So anywho, Things start up, Music's flaring, DJ's playing some shit. Still, no one's dancing. probably because there's still daylight. i go out on the entrance when this boy came up to me and HB 10 and said "Hey do you guys know where the nearest shop is?" I couldnt be fucked. Take her. i know you want her man, Go.i replied with "Somewhere over there *points* Then tells hb: Go with him man." She went, and i said a 'playful bye'*Like a BYE! in a sarcastic, Good-that-you're-leaving way. I thought to myself, 3 man team, we can do this man, Tom (White boy) you stick out like a fucking turd on snow, we'll make the best outta this man, Chillax. He said: Thanks for reminding me bitch.
So we went inside again, still no one dancing, i went to the backgarden and chilled for a bit, talked with a few peeps (Chit chat, nothing rapport-related) And i saw inside that people started to dance, i got a drink, stood near the wall for the second, i thought to myself: TOTAL AFC, WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU DOING SERAPHIM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. But 90% of my mind thought: Dude, this is african dancing, Complete SHIT that you dont know about, Fuck hitch and his 'Zone' theory, you'll stick out, you dont want that, you wanna STAND out, not stick out.I stood there a bit more, with my 2 buddies keeping the wall beside me warm, The dominant girls (There's about 10 of them in that fucking crowded dance floor) was Doing C-walks. (Crip walk, i'll attach a vid later) And i thought to myself: My time to shine bitches.So i went in, Done a V-Step (which looked fucking ridiculous as it was too dark to even see) Then moved on with a heeltoe. One of the girls said in disgust: "What the fuck is that?" I said "HEEL TOE!" Cause i was panting as well as still doing it, I decided to do a bit more of kyren's crip-toe and she went "Man, Fuck this." And showed me a 2-step (still dont know what a 2-step is) Considering that she's like the alpha female of that 10-set, i was outshined, they was shouting "2-step! 2-Step!" while i stood there in awe. I went back to the wall and said to my friends: "Well, i tried man. Too bleck."
FAIL
Aight, so i failed in dancing, but that ddnt stop me more from trying. I got another drink from the fridge and spot this White girl among all the black girls in the group, i was sitting down near the dancefloor and see her being grinded by what, 5 black dudes? im like "Fuck this man, she's literally getting gangbanged on the dance floor".
I left her and went outside on the backgarden, i stood there whilst my friends (Tom The whiteboy and Mayowa the bounty) Kept staring at the Circled-dance floor Trying to spot a 'Free' one to Grind with. Because grinding was done in pairs, you cannot grind alone unless you're a girl, otherwise you'll fucking look ridiculous. I sipped my coke some more. Swore loudly "Fuck this, Where's my W.k.d. blue..." And looked at the nearly-clouded sky. I looked at the time, 9 o clock. "Damn, its moving fucking slow." By then i realised that i wasnt enjoying the party, because it wasnt my scene. It'd be better if i could even dance, but i couldnt even do that. I got back in the dancefloor and said to myself "Fuck you mother fuckers" And went in my zone, i was in the zone. seriously. The side step that hitch taught in his movie, i was doing that, the zone. the stupid zone. while everyone was busting their asse'ss off, i was nearly to the side doing sidesteps and watching them. Gah, Total AFC. Thought to myself "Damn." then nearly slapped myself for not being black enough.
Went back outside, chilled for a bit, talked with some Weed-Smoking peeps and shit, asked them where they lived and whatnot, chilled still And bitchslapped myself for not trying too hard. its like im a fucking alien and all these people are partying still, avin the time of their lives and im like stuck there being tormented. i ddnt give a fuck what they thought of me, Little Chinese nigga or something like that. Although no one was racist to me, my friend or my other friend in any form, im pretty sure they was thinking that but we ddnt care, i admired my friend tom for sticking round the party, he was the only white guy in the whole party. if you were sniping the dancefloor, you could spot him a mile off, simply because he's the only white guy. He wasnt even dancing like the 2 of us, just.. Staring now, into space. Wishing that the DJ would actually play some song that we KNEW. for at least we could sing along to it. (or rap, whatever) but it was like UK-Grime shit. (Grime is like, Uber fucking fast UK rap) and some jamaican Sean-paul esque style of music (Which annoyed the fuck outta me).
I came outside to the backgarden again,this time i was alone, as my buddies were still watching the dancefloor. I sat my ass down. stared at the now-dark clouded sky and looked at my brand new kick ass watch: 10:30. Damn, an hour or two more, how much of this would i have to endure. This guy comes out and just chills at the sofa beside mine, my friend came out as well (whiteboy tom) and just starts chatting with me for some shit (i cant remember) I opened that first guy with an observational opener from his shoes, im like "Dude tom, those are them kick ass trainers i wanted from Foot locker *points* " and i just started to talk about random shit and got them entertained. after a minute or two i ignored them for a bit cause it was going stale, i ddnt even ask for their name, it was too stale. went to the kitchen and got another drink, the fucking dancefloor is crowded, Seriously there was like 40 people on that crowded 12 foot wide floor all trying to do some whacko-black moves and shit.
I stand on the side and watch, the amog from last night enters the scene and says "Hey man, Dance." Now for this i couldnt say anything, i just simple raised my three fingers (middle, Ring and Pinky) while clutching my drink and said "Nah man, im aight."
Now Fuck you lot, i know what you're thinking: You're a fucking idiot for refusing to dance, WHY OH WHY!? because Alpha's dance. they dont give a shit what other people think. But the thing is, i ddnt know HOW to dance THEIR way. so fuck them motherfuckers. Even that White girl from before dances like a black girl.
Anywho, i sat my ass backdown, stared at my watch: "11.. Still." i sat my ass on some coke, i swore loudly, not that anyone could hear me cause of that banging jamaican tune that everyone's singing to (cept me and tom cause we ddnt know what it was) i was bitching that my shirt is wet now, but i ddnt complain, wet or not im still fucked. i sat my ass down on the backgarden again, this time HB 10 (pivot) came round and asked why i wasnt dancing, i told her the truth, i dont know how to dance like them, she explained that its basically going up to a random girl and just grinding your pelvis to their ass. (not my thing to be fucking honest. V, here.) I thought to myself: "Fuck them mother fuckers, im gonna dance my ass off and no one's gonna stop me" (its like my catchphrase now)
So i went in, her hand in mine and we grinded for a good 30 seconds before some prick White-boy Grinded my ass off (its like a form of insult, its a black man copying how a white man grinds) then another guy pushed me and i crashed into her. Still, i thought to myself, Fuck them. And continued to grind for another 10 secs while this Boy Jumps in front and starts grinding with my girl. now im losing my rhythm, uphill battle because this guy's holding court, he's black, he knows how to grind he's with his friends and... His own kind. Get the hell outta your comfort zone bitch. I stated to myself, So i grinded with her for a bit still even though she now wasnt paying attention to me and the reality that i just had my partner stolen from me sinks in. I figured: "Fuck it." and went glanced back to the backgarden, thinking tom might still be there. The white girl from before was still there, grinding with some black dude approx 10 inches away from me, And heaved a breath im sure that she noticed. I danced on my own for a bit*more like 10 seconds* (in the zone again) and then i went her way to the backgarden in about 2 inches away from her face, just for a split second and i knew right there and then, she mustve either been a hoe, or at least attracted to me sub conciously for letting me in her personal space even for just a slight second. If i wanted to steal a kiss right there and then, i couldve done it, but i wouldnt risk my life in doing so. Im in a black-infested Booze Filled weed-smoking crackhead's lair. And i wouldnt even DARE touch any of these girls for the 'Fun' of it.
Backgarden again, i sat my ass down and talked with some peeps and shit, i met this guy 'Cybo' who can Emcee, We chatted for a bit and shit, he was allright. we had a bit of complications at first because i couldnt hear his name. but he could Emcee, and i idolised him for that. (because i cant do jack shit.) 11:30 still. i looked at my watch. 30 mins to go. I moved to the sofa beside me, while some tall black dude sat beside me. I busted his ass for being so tall,
im like "Dude, you make me feel like a fucking midget when you sit beside me, how tall are you? "
He lights his cig and says "Im 6 foot 6 man," While laughing.
im like "Man you're fucking tall man, when you play basket-... wait, you play basketball right?"
He says: Yeah man i-.. *cuts him off*
ME: man, i bet you dont even jump when you do dunks, that's insane man, i cant even do dunks. AT ALL.
*he laughs again, and i felt a bit good bout myself for at least being funny*
then i said to him: Anywho man, i gotta jet, smoking aint my thing man. (cause he's sitting beside me and he's smoking.)
Him: Aight man laters cuz. (Cuz= Cousin/Friend)
So i got my ass back to the dance floor, sat myself down on the couch and HB 10 sits beside me and asks me to dance, im like "Nah im allright". so she decides to sit next to me and chills with me for a bit. (she's a bit drunk. well yeah.) i put my arm over her (not around her but over her) and she leans in. After a few minutes she gives me a slight kiss on the cheek and i respond with "Ewww, Lipstick." (hah, total AFC reply) And she replied with "no, lipgloss." *Silence overshadowed by music and singing and dancing and whatnot.* This guy comes with booze in his hand and she's like "DOOOD!" and the guy's still dancing while he hands out the drink, it was Smirnoff. some sort of alcopop but not pure alcohol. i took 2 chugs of it and moved on. *looked at my watch: 11: 40. God fucking damn it. time moves fucking slow. so i left my friend there hanging while i go get whiteboy from the garden, turns out he took his first shot of a Ciggarette, i was frankly dissapointed, as i knew he'd never take up smoking, i wouldnt even do that, even for peer pressure. im like "Dude we gotta go, else you're walking home." and he's like "i'll be there in a sec".
So i go to the kitchen and find Bounty with my HB friend, my HB friend still dancing and im like "If you wanna dance, get your ass on the dancefloor, not the kitchen. and she's like "no, im waiting for my taxi" and smiles. Turns out you cant leave the house now, cause neighbors are complaining. so if you get outta the house, you're out for the night. me and bounty boy get our ass'ess out. cause it turns out he has to go to. HB follows cause her cab comes. i swore again at tom for not being on time i called him up and said get his ass outside.
So it was just the 3 of us now, Bounty boy, Tom and me. Chatting outside avin laughs, we were discussing how it wasnt our types of parties. (cause normally we'd be banging that party like mad) it was.. Too bleck.
anywho, so much for sarging. Give me feedback. You know how to contact me. :]
Field Report 03 – August 11 2007
I woke up and Stared at the ceiling, thinking of how im gonna soo rock this party later on, Anxiety strikes as its not my party, and i barely know people there. I knew that, but i decided to push on, Then again, Push myself out of the comfort zone and into my limits: 3:30 pm comes, im anxious for my two friends to come over and we can chill for a few more hours. I whoop their ass'es at tekken and we decide to go to the party.
*Start of field report*
Bear in mind, this is totally out of memory in itself (And not a very good one i must admit) I walked through the hallway in front of her house, Damn, These 'Black' gangsta's was completely Eye-ying my style, I think they were laughing, but i ddnt give a rat's ass. I was invited, and im gonna kick ass. There were more at the doorway, i did the right thing by looking for the party girl herself FIRST. but seeing that she's nowhere to be found, i entered and jokingly said to my friend: "Dude, where's the food?" After a moment's laughter i went to the dancefloor where there was some couches and shit, i sat down while my friends followed the same as what i did. These Black dudes are seriously BLECK. (Blacker than black) i thought to myself, and those things really make me sickly. Its not my sort of people, Seriously. But then, i had to push on. Ive burdened a lot of people through this, and ive got my pride to lift up, Mikado, Mr.Leet/Drave and the other Inspirations for me to stay, I had to push on. Normally this is the time where i chill and just relax for a bit, eyeing for a target but the thing is, I couldnt find one.
"haha Seraphim you noob, you couldnt find a fucking target? are you blind?" Of course not Charlene You dumb fuck, Because 'Bleck' girls arent my thing, they're too rowdy and arent really my 'sort'. if you knw what i mean. I wouldve gladly sarged Anyone of these bitches yesterday if i really liked them enough. Seriously, on a scale of 1-10, they were about a 2. still. The most, 4. and i wouldnt waste my time Running my game with 2 other amog's constantly laughing at the asian dude with the white boy and bounty boy. (Bounty boy= Black guy who acts White) *Cough* those are my friends*
I went outside, got a drink. minor chit chat with some peeps and shit and one of my friends came. (HB 10, my supposedly Pivot.) She attracted attention like mad, heads turning completely and she fell into my arms whispering: "Hey jay." I came back with something like "Michelle, the theme was dressed to impress, not dress like a hoe."She gave me the "Oh no you ddnt " Look while i took some low 5's from Bounty boy and white guy. (Lol, i'll just call em that, it'll be easier) I cant remember anything else, as it was all.. Stale.
There was no one dancing, and black people were everywhere. Im not racist or anything, hell, im fucking far away from being a racist. My group, my crew are from all over the world, Weve got an irish boy, 2 Zimbabwe's 4 Nigerian's, British, Filipino's (ehem) Singaporean's, Maltese, jamaican, Spanish and Chinese people on our group, and that's just OUR group alone. So im fucking far away from being a racist. So anywho, Things start up, Music's flaring, DJ's playing some shit. Still, no one's dancing. probably because there's still daylight. i go out on the entrance when this boy came up to me and HB 10 and said "Hey do you guys know where the nearest shop is?" I couldnt be fucked. Take her. i know you want her man, Go.i replied with "Somewhere over there *points* Then tells hb: Go with him man." She went, and i said a 'playful bye'*Like a BYE! in a sarcastic, Good-that-you're-leaving way. I thought to myself, 3 man team, we can do this man, Tom (White boy) you stick out like a fucking turd on snow, we'll make the best outta this man, Chillax. He said: Thanks for reminding me bitch.
So we went inside again, still no one dancing, i went to the backgarden and chilled for a bit, talked with a few peeps (Chit chat, nothing rapport-related) And i saw inside that people started to dance, i got a drink, stood near the wall for the second, i thought to myself: TOTAL AFC, WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU DOING SERAPHIM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. But 90% of my mind thought: Dude, this is african dancing, Complete SHIT that you dont know about, Fuck hitch and his 'Zone' theory, you'll stick out, you dont want that, you wanna STAND out, not stick out.I stood there a bit more, with my 2 buddies keeping the wall beside me warm, The dominant girls (There's about 10 of them in that fucking crowded dance floor) was Doing C-walks. (Crip walk, i'll attach a vid later) And i thought to myself: My time to shine bitches.So i went in, Done a V-Step (which looked fucking ridiculous as it was too dark to even see) Then moved on with a heeltoe. One of the girls said in disgust: "What the fuck is that?" I said "HEEL TOE!" Cause i was panting as well as still doing it, I decided to do a bit more of kyren's crip-toe and she went "Man, Fuck this." And showed me a 2-step (still dont know what a 2-step is) Considering that she's like the alpha female of that 10-set, i was outshined, they was shouting "2-step! 2-Step!" while i stood there in awe. I went back to the wall and said to my friends: "Well, i tried man. Too bleck."
FAIL
Aight, so i failed in dancing, but that ddnt stop me more from trying. I got another drink from the fridge and spot this White girl among all the black girls in the group, i was sitting down near the dancefloor and see her being grinded by what, 5 black dudes? im like "Fuck this man, she's literally getting gangbanged on the dance floor".
I left her and went outside on the backgarden, i stood there whilst my friends (Tom The whiteboy and Mayowa the bounty) Kept staring at the Circled-dance floor Trying to spot a 'Free' one to Grind with. Because grinding was done in pairs, you cannot grind alone unless you're a girl, otherwise you'll fucking look ridiculous. I sipped my coke some more. Swore loudly "Fuck this, Where's my W.k.d. blue..." And looked at the nearly-clouded sky. I looked at the time, 9 o clock. "Damn, its moving fucking slow." By then i realised that i wasnt enjoying the party, because it wasnt my scene. It'd be better if i could even dance, but i couldnt even do that. I got back in the dancefloor and said to myself "Fuck you mother fuckers" And went in my zone, i was in the zone. seriously. The side step that hitch taught in his movie, i was doing that, the zone. the stupid zone. while everyone was busting their asse'ss off, i was nearly to the side doing sidesteps and watching them. Gah, Total AFC. Thought to myself "Damn." then nearly slapped myself for not being black enough.
Went back outside, chilled for a bit, talked with some Weed-Smoking peeps and shit, asked them where they lived and whatnot, chilled still And bitchslapped myself for not trying too hard. its like im a fucking alien and all these people are partying still, avin the time of their lives and im like stuck there being tormented. i ddnt give a fuck what they thought of me, Little Chinese nigga or something like that. Although no one was racist to me, my friend or my other friend in any form, im pretty sure they was thinking that but we ddnt care, i admired my friend tom for sticking round the party, he was the only white guy in the whole party. if you were sniping the dancefloor, you could spot him a mile off, simply because he's the only white guy. He wasnt even dancing like the 2 of us, just.. Staring now, into space. Wishing that the DJ would actually play some song that we KNEW. for at least we could sing along to it. (or rap, whatever) but it was like UK-Grime shit. (Grime is like, Uber fucking fast UK rap) and some jamaican Sean-paul esque style of music (Which annoyed the fuck outta me).
I came outside to the backgarden again,this time i was alone, as my buddies were still watching the dancefloor. I sat my ass down. stared at the now-dark clouded sky and looked at my brand new kick ass watch: 10:30. Damn, an hour or two more, how much of this would i have to endure. This guy comes out and just chills at the sofa beside mine, my friend came out as well (whiteboy tom) and just starts chatting with me for some shit (i cant remember) I opened that first guy with an observational opener from his shoes, im like "Dude tom, those are them kick ass trainers i wanted from Foot locker *points* " and i just started to talk about random shit and got them entertained. after a minute or two i ignored them for a bit cause it was going stale, i ddnt even ask for their name, it was too stale. went to the kitchen and got another drink, the fucking dancefloor is crowded, Seriously there was like 40 people on that crowded 12 foot wide floor all trying to do some whacko-black moves and shit.
I stand on the side and watch, the amog from last night enters the scene and says "Hey man, Dance." Now for this i couldnt say anything, i just simple raised my three fingers (middle, Ring and Pinky) while clutching my drink and said "Nah man, im aight."
Now Fuck you lot, i know what you're thinking: You're a fucking idiot for refusing to dance, WHY OH WHY!? because Alpha's dance. they dont give a shit what other people think. But the thing is, i ddnt know HOW to dance THEIR way. so fuck them motherfuckers. Even that White girl from before dances like a black girl.
Anywho, i sat my ass backdown, stared at my watch: "11.. Still." i sat my ass on some coke, i swore loudly, not that anyone could hear me cause of that banging jamaican tune that everyone's singing to (cept me and tom cause we ddnt know what it was) i was bitching that my shirt is wet now, but i ddnt complain, wet or not im still fucked. i sat my ass down on the backgarden again, this time HB 10 (pivot) came round and asked why i wasnt dancing, i told her the truth, i dont know how to dance like them, she explained that its basically going up to a random girl and just grinding your pelvis to their ass. (not my thing to be fucking honest. V, here.) I thought to myself: "Fuck them mother fuckers, im gonna dance my ass off and no one's gonna stop me" (its like my catchphrase now)
So i went in, her hand in mine and we grinded for a good 30 seconds before some prick White-boy Grinded my ass off (its like a form of insult, its a black man copying how a white man grinds) then another guy pushed me and i crashed into her. Still, i thought to myself, Fuck them. And continued to grind for another 10 secs while this Boy Jumps in front and starts grinding with my girl. now im losing my rhythm, uphill battle because this guy's holding court, he's black, he knows how to grind he's with his friends and... His own kind. Get the hell outta your comfort zone bitch. I stated to myself, So i grinded with her for a bit still even though she now wasnt paying attention to me and the reality that i just had my partner stolen from me sinks in. I figured: "Fuck it." and went glanced back to the backgarden, thinking tom might still be there. The white girl from before was still there, grinding with some black dude approx 10 inches away from me, And heaved a breath im sure that she noticed. I danced on my own for a bit*more like 10 seconds* (in the zone again) and then i went her way to the backgarden in about 2 inches away from her face, just for a split second and i knew right there and then, she mustve either been a hoe, or at least attracted to me sub conciously for letting me in her personal space even for just a slight second. If i wanted to steal a kiss right there and then, i couldve done it, but i wouldnt risk my life in doing so. Im in a black-infested Booze Filled weed-smoking crackhead's lair. And i wouldnt even DARE touch any of these girls for the 'Fun' of it.
Backgarden again, i sat my ass down and talked with some peeps and shit, i met this guy 'Cybo' who can Emcee, We chatted for a bit and shit, he was allright. we had a bit of complications at first because i couldnt hear his name. but he could Emcee, and i idolised him for that. (because i cant do jack shit.) 11:30 still. i looked at my watch. 30 mins to go. I moved to the sofa beside me, while some tall black dude sat beside me. I busted his ass for being so tall,
im like "Dude, you make me feel like a fucking midget when you sit beside me, how tall are you? "
He lights his cig and says "Im 6 foot 6 man," While laughing.
im like "Man you're fucking tall man, when you play basket-... wait, you play basketball right?"
He says: Yeah man i-.. *cuts him off*
ME: man, i bet you dont even jump when you do dunks, that's insane man, i cant even do dunks. AT ALL.
*he laughs again, and i felt a bit good bout myself for at least being funny*
then i said to him: Anywho man, i gotta jet, smoking aint my thing man. (cause he's sitting beside me and he's smoking.)
Him: Aight man laters cuz. (Cuz= Cousin/Friend)
So i got my ass back to the dance floor, sat myself down on the couch and HB 10 sits beside me and asks me to dance, im like "Nah im allright". so she decides to sit next to me and chills with me for a bit. (she's a bit drunk. well yeah.) i put my arm over her (not around her but over her) and she leans in. After a few minutes she gives me a slight kiss on the cheek and i respond with "Ewww, Lipstick." (hah, total AFC reply) And she replied with "no, lipgloss." *Silence overshadowed by music and singing and dancing and whatnot.* This guy comes with booze in his hand and she's like "DOOOD!" and the guy's still dancing while he hands out the drink, it was Smirnoff. some sort of alcopop but not pure alcohol. i took 2 chugs of it and moved on. *looked at my watch: 11: 40. God fucking damn it. time moves fucking slow. so i left my friend there hanging while i go get whiteboy from the garden, turns out he took his first shot of a Ciggarette, i was frankly dissapointed, as i knew he'd never take up smoking, i wouldnt even do that, even for peer pressure. im like "Dude we gotta go, else you're walking home." and he's like "i'll be there in a sec".
So i go to the kitchen and find Bounty with my HB friend, my HB friend still dancing and im like "If you wanna dance, get your ass on the dancefloor, not the kitchen. and she's like "no, im waiting for my taxi" and smiles. Turns out you cant leave the house now, cause neighbors are complaining. so if you get outta the house, you're out for the night. me and bounty boy get our ass'ess out. cause it turns out he has to go to. HB follows cause her cab comes. i swore again at tom for not being on time i called him up and said get his ass outside.
So it was just the 3 of us now, Bounty boy, Tom and me. Chatting outside avin laughs, we were discussing how it wasnt our types of parties. (cause normally we'd be banging that party like mad) it was.. Too bleck.
anywho, so much for sarging. Give me feedback. You know how to contact me. :]
Field Report 03 – August 11 2007
Field Report 02
Sit my ass at the fountain, and there are HB's with their mums (yeah surprise surprise) No sarge still.Two 2 sets walk past, No sarge. You pussied out. (you're afraid to stop them)3 single set rushing somewhere, no sarge. (you're afraid to stop them)
You meet samuel, and decide to go market. before that you ask him to go alone as you're gonna sarge a 2 set sitting down at fountain. i walk past them and go into W.h. smith to buy a drink. when i come out, they're gone. (FAIL!)
I go out to the market to meet samuelgo sit back down at the fount sniping more.michelle and belle comes, i spot HB 10 rushing somewhere. my friends walking slowly, while she faded in teh distance,i ran towards her to find that she's gone.
We went to 'Republic' (a shop) I spot HB 7.5 working there, i busted samuel bout how he looked like he worked there due to his attire. I busted the chick about the whole -tied-to-see-my-waist-thing t-shirt. (Is it a requirement to wear your tshirt like that?)10 seconds pass, i let samuel walk away for a bit. i opened with an opinion opener (who lies more) then dropped the powerpuff bomb. i got good results, but then she went Sorry, i gotta go back to work.
I turn around and Sam, his bro and adrian was like "Wooosh, someone got aired. no wait, that was a hurricane".
Michelle asked me to chat this guy up for him, she pussies out as my wing girl, i went in with rebecca. i went "Hey, my friend there fancies you" and he went "ive got a girlfriend".My day couldnt get any worse.Done michelles meal, went to the bus stop. saw this HB 6 with a box of chocolates, chatted her up (all natural game) no number close, kiss close or whatever close. we stopped talking on the bus.Retarded day if you ask me.
So much for THAT field report. August 3 2007
You meet samuel, and decide to go market. before that you ask him to go alone as you're gonna sarge a 2 set sitting down at fountain. i walk past them and go into W.h. smith to buy a drink. when i come out, they're gone. (FAIL!)
I go out to the market to meet samuelgo sit back down at the fount sniping more.michelle and belle comes, i spot HB 10 rushing somewhere. my friends walking slowly, while she faded in teh distance,i ran towards her to find that she's gone.
We went to 'Republic' (a shop) I spot HB 7.5 working there, i busted samuel bout how he looked like he worked there due to his attire. I busted the chick about the whole -tied-to-see-my-waist-thing t-shirt. (Is it a requirement to wear your tshirt like that?)10 seconds pass, i let samuel walk away for a bit. i opened with an opinion opener (who lies more) then dropped the powerpuff bomb. i got good results, but then she went Sorry, i gotta go back to work.
I turn around and Sam, his bro and adrian was like "Wooosh, someone got aired. no wait, that was a hurricane".
Michelle asked me to chat this guy up for him, she pussies out as my wing girl, i went in with rebecca. i went "Hey, my friend there fancies you" and he went "ive got a girlfriend".My day couldnt get any worse.Done michelles meal, went to the bus stop. saw this HB 6 with a box of chocolates, chatted her up (all natural game) no number close, kiss close or whatever close. we stopped talking on the bus.Retarded day if you ask me.
So much for THAT field report. August 3 2007
Field Report 01
I went to this little event thing in our Town where skaters/breakdancers/Bikers come to like show off and shit. There was a Set there with around 1 amog around (who was too busy skating) There was an intimidating Duff and two 7's which i wanted to game, the problem is: im with a wingman, and another guy with absoloutely no game. my concern is, this wingman might outshine me and might become the amog i want to get rid of.
The bottomline is, i ddnt approach and obviously i slapped myself for not doing so. (the wingman ddnt even know he was winging me lol)We went to this supermarket thing, and there was a little corner there with like watches and other jewelries, i decided to look there(was still with the 2 guys) whilst searching for a target, i saw this cute blonde, definite 9 by my standards. we chatted her up a bit (the wingman NEARLY outshone me) It was intresting because she had some sort of bandage on her hand, so the convo was flowing. Anywho, we stopped talking to her after a while (without asking for her number or name) We went a bit far from her (as she's obviously behind the counter) And me and that wingman talked for a bit, he said that one of us should game her (like me or the Other guy)
I obviously wanted to, but i felt that im out of her league (and age) . She then walked off (as i think her shift was over). after around 20 seconds, i got soo fucking pissed off at myself for not even trying that i dropped everything that i was carrying, and ran the fuck in her direction.
here's where i broke the three rules:
The 3 Second rule The 'Walking' Rule and something else. but i obviously messed up!
Anywho, the convo went something like this: (Whilst still walking, i was walking backwards)
Me: Excuse meee!
Her: oh hey!
Me: heya, What's your name again?
Her: Katie.
Me: Hey there, im jay, And how old are you?
Her: Im 20, and im married. (this is the part where i said to myself "FOR FUCK FUCKITY'S SAKE!")
Me: oh wow, you look welll younger! i wouldve thought around 16 to 17!
Her: nah, im 20 actually!
Me: Oh right, Anyways i'll be going then, I'll see you!
Now due to the nature of that shocking comment, i stopped and just let her walk off.
FAIL. =D So much for a Field report. -July 27,2007
The bottomline is, i ddnt approach and obviously i slapped myself for not doing so. (the wingman ddnt even know he was winging me lol)We went to this supermarket thing, and there was a little corner there with like watches and other jewelries, i decided to look there(was still with the 2 guys) whilst searching for a target, i saw this cute blonde, definite 9 by my standards. we chatted her up a bit (the wingman NEARLY outshone me) It was intresting because she had some sort of bandage on her hand, so the convo was flowing. Anywho, we stopped talking to her after a while (without asking for her number or name) We went a bit far from her (as she's obviously behind the counter) And me and that wingman talked for a bit, he said that one of us should game her (like me or the Other guy)
I obviously wanted to, but i felt that im out of her league (and age) . She then walked off (as i think her shift was over). after around 20 seconds, i got soo fucking pissed off at myself for not even trying that i dropped everything that i was carrying, and ran the fuck in her direction.
here's where i broke the three rules:
The 3 Second rule The 'Walking' Rule and something else. but i obviously messed up!
Anywho, the convo went something like this: (Whilst still walking, i was walking backwards)
Me: Excuse meee!
Her: oh hey!
Me: heya, What's your name again?
Her: Katie.
Me: Hey there, im jay, And how old are you?
Her: Im 20, and im married. (this is the part where i said to myself "FOR FUCK FUCKITY'S SAKE!")
Me: oh wow, you look welll younger! i wouldve thought around 16 to 17!
Her: nah, im 20 actually!
Me: Oh right, Anyways i'll be going then, I'll see you!
Now due to the nature of that shocking comment, i stopped and just let her walk off.
FAIL. =D So much for a Field report. -July 27,2007
Sarging
The complicated world of seduction, This will be brief and simple regarding my own Approaches:
I'll entertain, And i will try my best to land a Number close. All one thousand of them, before gathering the balls to go for a kiss close, and so on.
I will sarge whenever i feel like it, I dont feel the need to sarge. Of course, i wont procrastinate. what i meant by "whenever i feel like it" is that i'll go out, have fun and if i spot a HB, i'll go and approach. I wont go out for the sole purpose of sarging itself (unless im testing material) im here to enjoy life, and this seduction thing is just my crutch.
I'll entertain, And i will try my best to land a Number close. All one thousand of them, before gathering the balls to go for a kiss close, and so on.
I will sarge whenever i feel like it, I dont feel the need to sarge. Of course, i wont procrastinate. what i meant by "whenever i feel like it" is that i'll go out, have fun and if i spot a HB, i'll go and approach. I wont go out for the sole purpose of sarging itself (unless im testing material) im here to enjoy life, and this seduction thing is just my crutch.
Field reports
For those that doesnt know my old Blog (Seraphim07.blogspot.com) Ive actually posted a few field reports beforehand, And a new blog meanin copy-pasted shit from before. Good thing i actually took the dates down when i wrote em. Will post em later!
Monday 20 August 2007
Juggling
The Fact that i am juggling a shit lot of things right now earns me the stage name: Juggler. but sadly that's taken by the great mPUA Wayne Elise.
Im juggling:
Magic (Sleight of hand)
Seduction. (ooOooh)
Social Life (Yes, i do have a life)
Dota (Game)
Unreal Tournament (Clan's been screaming my name cause were part of a league)
Finishing all my books to read (HP, Dan brown)
Excercising (Body building)
Eating right (i cant get fatter. lol)
Catching up on my TV. (Scrubs/Prison break)
Movies (All these good movies coming out >_>)
Ju-Jitsu (Martial art)
The main things im juggling is Seduction which is Self improvement, Ju jitsu Which is a martial art And Sleight of hand Which is my hobby. The funny thing is, i can incorporate magic into seduction so its a No loss sort of thing if i do ever get good at magic. (mediocre atm, need mroe time to practice)
Not to mention that frickin college is coming up. oh jesus christ. Someone clone me.
Im juggling:
Magic (Sleight of hand)
Seduction. (ooOooh)
Social Life (Yes, i do have a life)
Dota (Game)
Unreal Tournament (Clan's been screaming my name cause were part of a league)
Finishing all my books to read (HP, Dan brown)
Excercising (Body building)
Eating right (i cant get fatter. lol)
Catching up on my TV. (Scrubs/Prison break)
Movies (All these good movies coming out >_>)
Ju-Jitsu (Martial art)
The main things im juggling is Seduction which is Self improvement, Ju jitsu Which is a martial art And Sleight of hand Which is my hobby. The funny thing is, i can incorporate magic into seduction so its a No loss sort of thing if i do ever get good at magic. (mediocre atm, need mroe time to practice)
Not to mention that frickin college is coming up. oh jesus christ. Someone clone me.
First Day as sinful
I decided to go with a name change, WHY IS THAT O GREAT SERAPHIM! Because, Its easier to DHV with the name Sinful, it sounds cooler than seraphim and.. BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Anywh0, will post more in a few hours. i cant be bothered atm. Too many things going on.
Anywh0, will post more in a few hours. i cant be bothered atm. Too many things going on.
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