January 01 2009, PT 1

January 1, 2008

Im writing as an entry for today, dont ask me why but i feel like it.

The story below is recalled as far as i can remember (which is a lot considering i was sober) Sit back and relax.

Moving on:

I exited my dad's car. i was dressed in my Long overcoat along with my thin white scarf. i looked sexy even though its dark. i had Seducers Aura. I walk for a bit and see my pivots:

Michelle (Not my type, Pivot)
Becca (Hands off, TAKEN, Pivot)
Sammie-Ann. (potential ToI, Pivot, Taken)

I say hi to all three of them and give sammie a cute slap in the ass. not too hard, not too soft. just right. as i did it, she said "oh hello". in a playful tone. i had a whiff of her aftershave- it smells fruity. we fluffed for a few seconds about it. Onwards to the party.

As i walked towards the house, there were 2 Amogs outside. BUT SINFUL HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE AMOGSGS?!?!?!"

Its because they used to go to my school, and they were the dickheads that made my life miserable. in a patronising sort of way. Just because im fucking asian or something similar. they didnt insult me directly, but i knew they'd be chatting shit. i decided then to be the better man and just leave em.

They were casually talking. We enter the house and i glanced at the dance floor. This chick was Getting on this guy on the sofa- Sheesh, INTENSE. and there was about 2 other girls who looked half drunk.

Not looking good at all. i entered the kitchen. Wow, there was nothing there. apparantly there's a few people outside but i didnt want to check. i start looking for a drink.

I open the fridge to find a "FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS" sign on the food and veggies and whatnot. i think his message was clear, dont touch the food. as i closed it, this cute petite HB i'll call HBKeli said: "Have some of this."

She then pushed a bottle of Orange WKD onto my chest.

Nah, i dont drink that. Quickly brushing it off. Orange WKD is a woman's drink, and she's taken, so i might as well DhV for future use. She gave me the "Eh. Fair enough" answer and was sort of dissapointed. i think she wanted me to come and party with her. not gonna happen, she's taken i think.

As this was happening, Michelle went off to get Wingman, Gift and Captain. Ive never met captain before in my life, Gift i know from school and wingman is well. my Wingman. i re-enter the party along with the black people. Four of them. Shit. i was getting evils from people. haha

we all start to relax, and by now ive had a glimpse of every Potential ToI in the party. 4 of them are taken, one is butt ugly. my only choice was one of my other pivots (Rachel) or Sammie Ann. but im not really into both of them.


I sat down on the kitchen top. Alpha. Sammie was going somewhere. Okay. Cool.

Sammie: Jay take care of my drink for me.
Jay: and why would i do that.
Sammie: cause you're my friend.
Jay: that's not good enough, give me collateral. *leans in cheek for a kiss*
Sammie: *kissess on the cheek*
Jay: Good girl, run along now.


I decided to go for sammie. Game on.

She came back,

Sammie: Jay where's my drink?
Jay: its right behind you. (sniggering)
Sammie: where?
Jay: haha you're so gullible, its right behind me
Sammie: ohhh. =]
Jay: hold up, where's my reward?
Sammie: *Cheek to cheek kiss*
Jay: What, a granny kiss, give me a proper kiss.
Sammie: no ive got a boyfriend!
-Convo gets interrupted.

on a subconcious level, i wanted a proper kiss on the cheek, this isnt tthe way i K-close. anyways onwards.

we start Kino'ing like crazy, She'd tell me to "Sssh" and i threaten her that if she does that again im licking her finger. She did it again- and i licked her finger.

She laughed, she said "Good for you, now you taste soap." Frankly it didnt taste like anything, but i sniffed her fingers and it did smell like soap. Bastard woman.

"Why what does your fingers smell like..? eww Sammie the hell you been doing in the toilets, you're disgusting!" (was implying that she touched herself)

Her: No mne and the girls went to the toilets! *Playful kino*
Me: What all Four of you? The hell do you do, hold hands while someone takes a shit?
Her: no noooo, it was only me and becca, i went to the toilet and she was standing outside the door.

i cant remember what happens here, but we fluffed some more. i think i was teasing her aboutn her baby fat (im joking, she's Sexy, definite 9/10.)

I was sitting on the kitchen top drinking Vodka and coke. i was displaying Alpha body language. Sitting down, the group around me, and everytime i spoke- the group fell silent and clung to my words. i asked sammie to come over so i can give her a hug from behind (whilst im still sitting down) like a backwards hug sort of.

She complied quite well. Here is where things went haywire. Gift, being an ass that he did was askng about sammie's personal life. specifically who she dated last. it turns out she dated this guy that knew Gift, and the guy was a total loser. for a few minutes, Wingman and captain were going along with gift and asking qestions to sammie. i just sat back and relaxed with michelle.

after a few minutes, i got pissed off. i told gift to leave sammie alone. She obviously didnt want to talk about her past, she seemed embarrassed sort of. i pulled her towards my 'lair'. (The kitchen top lol) and gave her a sympathy hug from there. we walked outside to the garden.

Okay, now here is where Sinful kicks it up a notch.

Jay: (Pulls her through her hands )can you dance?
Sammie: haha no i cant dance to save my life!
Jay: look, the setting is fine, put your drink down here (gestures towards the table)
She puts her drink down the table and follows me to a more open area.

Lesson Number 1. Dance. I told her a few dance moves. Slow dancing ones. to the point where we'd just stop dead and moving only by the slightest. her grip was getting tighter, i know K-close was Inevitable.

Captain: hold up, am i interrupting something?

Fuck right off. as i was about to K-close the bastard comes outside and decides to check on us. She snaps out of the trance and goes: "Oh no dont worry, im coming inside now."

Captain: Sin, did i interrupt?
Sin: (giving DIRECT eye contact, he knows what it means) Nah man, its cool.

Bit more fluff here, Sammie was quite distant. i think she realised that she was taken. she's not one of them types that Fucks at parties cause she can. High caliber woman, Loyal too.

Im not giving up. They call me a Pimp, and a HOMEWRECKER for a reason. Boyfriends are NOTHING.

I pulled her back onto my lair, She wasnt Drunk as in passing out drunk, but she was tipsy. i pulled her close and she said "What are you doing?"
i answered "Im hugging you, why am i not allowed to hug you?"

Sammie: Oh no, just wondering.. *hugs me back tightly*

I could feel her tits by my arms (note im still hugging her in a Piggy-back position sort of.) i pulled her towards me, she leant back, i was inches away from her lips. if i tilted her head a bit i can Kiss close. Then it happened.