Dorset 08

i cant remember much. i was out in dorset with my friend tom from the 2nd of august to the 9th.

The evening was set. i was talking to sarah before tom arrived. as usual me and tom just farted around until we actually had to sleep.

The morning came, and the 5 hour journey to dorsett is here. we mad a few stops, nothing intresting. just laughs. me and tom, and our seperate mp3 players.

the travel there was quite allright. the weather was up and down. there was far too much humor and things going on to actually detail it in a blog post. we finally arrived in dorsett, rocklea park. it looked like a kiddie house.

I was pimped out in my shorts, blue shirt (opened) shades and my headphones. i walked out of the car while my parents sorted out the rooms. i instantly saw an HB 8.

i thought to myself "this is gonna be good." i ddnt open her, as i was clearly instructed by parents to sit in the car with tom. had fun for a bit and whatnot.


me and my family and tom headed for the restaurant for some food. we walked past reception, and there was this cheeky little guy wearing a shirt and was doing crazy man's handcuffs to a spectator. i walked up to him saying "magician eh?" with a smirk on my face. his face lighted up and said "Yes i am" and pulled out a deck of bikes.

This is gonna be good.

He showed me a couple of tricks, a lot of palms andtop changes. i was quite impressed. but not overly impressed. my fmaily and tom said that i should perform for him. so then he knew that i was a magician as well. maybe another amateur that isnt in his leagues. i promised him i'd perform for him later.

we ate dinner and whatnot and we unpacked in our caravan. it was small and tiny. it was allright there.


we headed straight for the indoor pool. we swam a bit, and i kept looking for targets to open. i saw a couple, and then this cute HB 9 kept wanting to swim towards me, but would go back when she's halfway. she had her little sisters to come up to me and ask for my age. its quite cute.

i walked out of the pool a couple of times so they could see my six pack.

Yes. six pack.

i wanted to game, but for the first time ive encountered a problem. my wingman was actually bringing me down. i wanted to spend time with tom for that day instead, which was a right laugh. we played a lot of pool and arcades and whatnot.

we were bored shitless. so we went to the shop to buy a tennis ball. we played with that for a bit, then a kid on a skateboard walked past with music blaring out. i think tom asked him what band it was and then he replied "bullet for my valentine" or something. then tom went "good boy." or something. i can tell we'd get along later on.

Come the night time, at around... 9 ish, my parents asked us to come to the showroom. we stayed there until it ended. they left halfway. the "funstars" (people who worked there) asked people to dance and stuff, and the most energetic would get a free champagne bottle.

me and tom started dancing on the tables. haha. was a right laugh. we then started to make our way to the play park. where we were bored shitless. we ddnt win the booze. assuming that its because we were both underage. hahaha.

anyways, i climbed up the play thing. and the same kid was there. with his skate board. so we started talking to him. his name was Lee buck. and he was from folkstone. we started talking for a bit. he was quite allright. i cant remember much bout what we talked bout. but we just sat down on the little chairs there for the night really.

The next day i hit the pool early.
we hung out with lee most of the time and because he's a dance machine freak, we were sorta there a few times. there was this girl with a piercing on her lip, and we thought it was snakebites. Her name was Annie, quite petite, massive teeth but she knew how to dress. tom started talking to her, and she ended up hanging out with us at the playpark. she was with this kid named adam, who was some fat sorta chav loser that plays rugby. Adam is amazing. not because He IS amazing but instead its because we take the piss outta him and his driving game. (more to that later)

us lot went to the club while annie and adam went home.

some drunken dude was dancing and was asking for a few chavs to get up and dance. soulja boy came on and this kid named josh( annoying twat) and Tom started dancing to it.

Closer came on after that and i just crip walked, glided and whatnot. they started applauding and called me the filipino chris brown. it was exhilarating. i ddnt have any routines or anything, i just freestyled, felt the beat and started crip walking, gliding and moonwalking. as well as body popping.

we met lauren the next day. she's quite an intresting girl.surrounded by 3 of her manly cousins, adam, ben and ryan. Ryan is the cute little sensitive one. adam is the scary one, and ben is the oldest but looks wacky.

I'd say lauren's an HB 9. but a +1 cause of her personality. she's a bit too tall for me, and i'd really rather not get on her and never talk to her agian like all the other people ive met in this holiday. we started talking for a bit, and in between i managed to game 2 HB 9's that were being gamed by other dudes. now the other dudes were the ones that called me the next chris brown, so i'd rather spare them the trouble of having to out amog me and just leave them targets. im out to have fun, not cause trouble. girls aint worth the trouble. specially when it results in me not having fun.

The next day we were all at the pool. Annie, me, adam, tom and lee. i was just swimming by the edge of it when i spotted a HB 8. i started gaming her, but had to quickly eject. my opener was like "aww did your friend leave you?" (situational opener) and sorta mvoed on from there. i got distracted cause my friends taught i was leaving them and whatnot, which was a no no. failed set. ah well.

cant remember what happened next, lol. ahh yeah i think i started gaming Kerry, which was the sister of the first chick that wanted to game me. that sorta failed. i cudnt be arsed to game this chick as well. seriously.

i cant remember what happens in between. i'll just tell the highlights.

i was in the pool with the few kiddies. and i wa sin the shower. this cute chick and her ugly friend walked in. Luckily enough it was facing the pool so they could still see me. both of them dived in and one of my minions heard that the ugly chick went "phwoar look at that boy in the shower". Score. i left afterwards and glanced at the pool. i can tell theyre still talking about me. =D

sorta talked to em both later on, then they inviuted me back to their acaravan, i had a lot of kino going on with that chick. that sorta failed when her brother came in and grassed us up. i ended up having to be kicked out and never talking to them two again until friday. (this was like wednesday) i ddnt even K-close. but i managed to do the slick

" kiss goodbye?" Closer.

wow, smooth. and the thing is i just thought of that like 3 seconds before i asked her to kiss me on the cheek. lol

come to think of it, both of em opened me first. cause they screamed out "FITT!" as i walked past. waved to them and carried on my way to the showroom.

TOm and lee wanted to do the karaoke, chop seuy. and i managed to catch it on video, i'll upload it later. it was quite funny.

i also met these two girls, Iona and Steph. they were quite entertaining and were 'stuck' with these two chavs. the two chavs were allright and i had no trouble disarming both of em.

i can tell that iona was intrested, while steph was quite not there yet. iona was HB 7. Steph was HB 8. i'd opt for steph any day.

cut the long story short, push and pull and whatnot. i isolated her and kissed her, she's a bad kisser. her lips are somewhat rough.and she smelt strongly of deodorant. i disliked it.

i havent gotten on her since then.

what other highlights ahve i got? loads of dance off's which got me a lot of hand shakes and compliments.

to the point where someone thought i was a professional dancer and i should consider it as a career. a guy was practically screaming at his girlfriend on his phone saying "this guy is the sickest dancer ive ever seen in my life!!!!!"

haha.

anyways, we met a few more people like hayley and Jamie. with their fitt little sister whow as like 14. fucking hell why does she have to be so fitt and so young. bastard.

anywyas, i went karaoke with hayley, and my voice really sucked ass. damn it. i overshadowed her, which is horrible.

also met this girl named jade, more like a buddy tag along than a target.


at the last night i wanted to fuck steph, but i seriouslky cudnt be arsed. this scottish chick appeared outta nowhere as well.

ON MY LAST FUCING NIGHT
how bad is that?

good holiday overall. loads of memories.

Specially adam's driving game.

LOL