Cherpsing Day.

Okay, Cherpsing day officially started at 12:01 Earlier.

I added this chick, and were currently talking. i just found out she's from manchester though. Shit. Game is Game though. Fuck it.


I was dressed to impress. i had my pimp jacket on, with a hoodie, grey jeans and trainers. I looked fucking Hot.


went to the bus stop, got on the bus and this 3 set entered. Shit. i ddnt open them, i chickened out. Fucking hell.

Walked to the train station, and there was this girl sitting there right opposite me. i opened her. i said something like "are you waiting for some people as well?"

I basically fluffed until i learned that she goes woodlands and whatnot. then mayowa turned up. then emmanuel. we ejected, but i gave her a hug. which is cool. she's like 14.


Ok. its us 3 now. and we walked round for a bit. we found potential targets and they went upstairs. i walked past em. they were choosing underwear. External factors were seriously againts us. i mean who gets opened up while choosing underwear?

Set 1: (2 set)

my 2 wingmen came up. and i said to them "i dont want to open them, seriously they're choosing underwear."

My wingman asked if i want him to opent hem. i said "cool. go on."

he opened the set. said something lame. i entered with a hello. asked them what their name was. SHit, it was going downhill. then they ejected. LOL. we just casually walked away.


Set 2: (1 set)

as we was walking away i spotted an HB 9 going down the escalators. i opened up with a "Hey, what's up?"

and she just stared at me blankly. Oh my flipping god. it was like a 10 second stare. we was on the escalator so everything was moving except the two of us. she ddnt smile, ddnt make any sort of facial movements. jsut stared at me. and then she walked off.

Oh my flipping god, that's rejection to a whole new level! hahahahhahahah!

we approached a total of like 15 sets. or more. to be quite honest.

Set 3: (2 set)

1 of them was sitting down, and one of them was standing up. I wasnt feeling both of them, so i told my wingmen that it was their time and i'll wing em.

we started gaming, and the HB that was standing up (HB7) was proper on it. the cuter one, who was sitting down was 14. so that's jailbait so scrap that.

we ddnt end up number closing, but i disarmed the Amog nicely. the Amog was the mother.

"Girls, are these boys bothering you?"

Me: No, they actually started talking to us! its well bad!

By this time the mother was laughing. they had to eject afterwards.

No number close.

Set 4: (2 set)

Okay, were taking Sarging to a whole new level.the plan was me and my friend would sarge the mum, and then he'll isolate the target.

We did, and i should get a frickin medal for winging, cause he stumbled three times and i saved his ass. as the mother walked off, he isolated the girl, but the mother came back.

my only dissapointment is that my friend ddnt get to number close. which is horrible!

Set 5: (6 set)

My friend wanted to open these girls. just for the fun of it. so we did, and one of em was totally into me. started complimenting everything bout me. it was nuts.

we ran off afterwards when we found out they were younger.

Set 6: (1 set)

She was on her own, and my heart was seriously beating.

i had no opener, SHIT.

I walked past her, and said excuse me and whatnot. i looked up, and everyone was STARING at me. SERIOUUUUSLY i had an audience. just put more pressure. i asked her if she had a name, she said yes, katie. i asked her how old she is.

She said 14.

EJECT!

Set 7: (3 set)

they were sitting down outside mcdonalds. and my friend opened them. i joined in. the HB 8 at the middle was into me. and she had some of my relentless. so did the HB 6 beside her. She said i looked hot. and so did her friend. and so did her other friend.

as we were walking away she said i had a nice bum. she asked if she can grope em before i go. i politely declined.

as i was walking away, my friends were like "what's wrong with you!?"

i called her up, i said "Oi woman! come ere!" and asked for her number and that. had a kiss goodbye too. which is cool.



Set 8: (2 set)

my friend opened them up, he had the fiery ginger one. and i had the cute HB 8. i backed up againts someone, SHIT. fail.

my wingman ejected, leaving me with the ginger one and my target. the ginger one (Clearly the Mother hen) said my friend left. and i replied with:

That's cool. doesnt mean i have to stop talking though.

her: Yes it does.

Me: Eject!

LOL my wingman failed at keeping the amog at bay. hahahah

Set 9 : 2 set

they were sitting down, and one of em was proper cute. my friend opened them up saying that we'll come back for them when they're done eating.

we eventually did after like 30 seconds and started talking and shit. when we got to their age we looked at each other. and just ejected.

they were both 15.

Set 10: 2 set

my friend gaming, my other friend winging. my other friend was failing miserably at winging, so i stepped in.

my friend ejected, and i ejected as well. my target was 14. and the older one (17) was like an HB 7 (up close)



Overall, i got complimented 5 times by different girls (saying im hot. and whatnot) 9failures. 1 number. but it was friggin hillarious though!. =]