Field report 05

Right, Field report 5..


Woke up, done a bit of job searching, yadda yadda, left the house at 11.

*start of field report*

I walked through the door, and immediately these 2 hb’s were walking past the street entranced in girl talk. I stood frozen for 5 seconds or so, and decided to not sarge. (god fucking damn it ) the moment happened to quick, I ddnt expect an HB to appear in my front door. Lol.

Anywho: arrived at town at around 11:30 walked around still (like a lap around town) and couldn’t find any decent targets. (well targets without their mums, or like in their 30’s)



I walked near the fountain and saw this emo girl sitting on the corner, I recognized her and walked up to her, and waited for her to look up to me. (cause she wore this Hat which covered her face) Turns out she’s one of the people I used to go to school with. So we chatted for a bit while I looked for a target. Turns out she’s meeting some friends later on (I asked WHO obviously) and she said some Bubbly girl by the name HBbubbles. She said she’s known her since she was 3 and all this crap, which I ddnt pay attention with cause I was entranced at this gorgeous woman in her mid 20’s that sat a few meters away from me in the fountain I opened my emo friend with the “who do you think lies more” opener (loud enough so that the woman could hear) then after a few seconds of talking Moved the convo with her. Conversation was quick, it went like:

Me: Hey
HB: Yeah? (she was trying to call someone)
Me: oh sorry, are you on the phone?
HB: yeah but what is it that you wanted? *Smile*
Me: oh nothing, just a question, nevermind.
HB: ok then.


Ok, so approach 1 ddnt go so well. Lol. She was a smoker anyways, so I wouldn’t date her. (that’s not an excuse to be honest. Lol)


Anywho, chatted more for a bit, And her friend finally arrives, along with 2 other buddies, So in total its Me, Emo friend, HB bubbly, HB 8 and Tall friend.

The first interaction wasn’t great, my emo friend stood up and said: “Hey this is Sinful..” So I sat there and waved at them while all 3 of them gave me the “Hey there!” look.

I said:

Right, Sooo, what’s their names then? You just said “Hey this is Sinful” and ddnt introduce themselves to me, how rude is that!

So I looked at HB bubbly and asked her name, The Tall one, and HB 8’s. (which they all responded immediately afterwards. Anywho, I moved in closer to the group forming a little circle, then HB bubbly asked where were going. I said: “Why don’t we start by walking.. AROUND….” And we started walking towards one direction. Eventually the attention drifted away from me and Bubbly became the center of attraction, until we entered a shoe shop, I made some comments which I cant remember, (cant really remember to be honest) but I dropped the powerpuff bomb there on HB bubbly and I got craaaaaaazy temp. (even Tall girl and HB 8 went nuts) Told her she was bubbles, She laughed as well with the other 2 girls, I said “Hey you cant laugh, you two are powerpuff girls too!” but I think they ddnt hear that part, obviously too entranced with bubbles almost rolling around in laughter. Anywho, after that, Tall girl was giving me IoI’s while HB 8 was drifting around following HB bubbly. Emo friend was just following us quietly. (Riight…)

Right so we walked to burger king, because HB bubbly said she was hungry (ddnt mnd) so we went in, while they were queing up I sat at the stairs fiddling with my phone. (cause some girls ive been gaming online just got the nerve to text me) I noticed that HB 8 was chatting to this really massive bloke (round 6,6?) And I kept that in mind. Turns out my emo friend has to stay downstairs to meet his bro quickly. So I ushered the girls to move upstairs and eat.

Right, so the meal:

Well. Tall girl sitting on the corner, HB 8 opposite and beside tall girl sat HB bubbly, Emo friend sat in the middle of it (leaving the seat beside HB 8 completely open) but I decided to game HB bubbly instead. (sat at the next table, directly beside HB bubbly) I was building rapport through openers and other stuff that’s been going on in my life. (like Gcse’s and shit) The topic flew from alcohol and whatnot. Things went pretty allright till these 2 kids sat on the table I was sitting at. I asked the kiddies for their name, couldn’t hear em and said “allright, I’ll call you Dave then.” The set laughed. And then the kiddies started doing some random shit like beating themselves up and doing the chicken dance. I asked them where their parents are, and they said that she’s downstairs getting food. So I stood up (being such a good boy that I am) and as I done that, HB bubbly said “no, let THEM sit elsewhere.” So I thought to myself. “what in fuck’s name am I doing?” and sat my ass back down. Chatting still, This girl im gaming online just texted me again, and I noticed that HB bubbly was reading my Text. I went and showed her the text. (even though I avent even read it yet) (message contained something about Christmas tree’s and decorating in august) Anywho Hb 8 couldn’t see Tall girl read it and HB bubbly was asking me “Who’s HB online..?” I just said “Some girl…” and moved on to another thread. I noticed then that Tall girl was twirling her hair in her fingers but was facing HB bubbly. I thought to myself, she must be a lesbo, or that’s an IoI to me. I then asked how comes them 2 arent eating, Cut them off after a second and asked “You on a diet..?” to both of em. Cant remember their reply, doesn’t matter.


Anywho, so were exiting burger king now, and I went down the stairs first but fiddled with my phone halfway. (so I had to slowly walk) I figured I needed kino on at least One girl. (for practice) So I stopped, Looked at all 4 of them behind me and said “oh come on, Ladies first and let them off downstairs one by one. I kino’d HB bubbly for around 3 seconds? (the hand behind back thing, not too high, not too low) and ushered them outside.

So were outside, and my Emo friend says that she wants to get something off the bank, The set goes wandering off again, and I decided to take matters into my own hands, I shouted: “HB bubbly!” and walked towards them, she was still busy laughing and stuff with HB 8, so I took Tall girl’s arm and said “Come on, if I take you, Them two will follow. So I pulled Tall girl to the bank (which was like 5 buildings away) And midway to that, she stopped and grabbed HB 8. She said “Hey you’re coming too!” So after that’s all over and done with, We went to this shop which sells bareloads of clothes, bubbly was absoloutely NUTS. Walking around dancing and shit, I cant believe I actually felt embarrassed for her. I busted her by saying “man are you ALWAYS like this?” and she replies with “yeah…” and I said “even when you’re sad?” and she said “YES!” and then I said: “wow. You’re weird…” She quickly replied with “Thanks” and I thought to myself, wait that aint a bust you crackhead, that’s an insult. I said quickly.. “Weird… but in a good way” and went off for another thread. Turns out that Some of my lady friends are at town (Social proof) So I hugged them yadda yadda, stuff like that. Anywho, they decided to try on some stuff, I grabbed the nearest dress and said “hey does this look good on me?” Tall girl just laughed at me, Hb 8 smiled, Hb bubbly was still dancing around the shop. (I think she’s mentally challenged now.) Anywho, went upstairs to let them try some shit on, and I cant believe I ddnt bust or anything, just sat outside with my Emo friend. And waited for them to come out, I know I shudve walked around, but it was the ladies section and it was like a sort of girl shop.

Anywho, So we went outside and my emo friend wanted to go starbucks. Went inside, done some more rapport, (asked them the jealous GF opener, well variation) and asked their thoughts about it. Tall girl kept looking out the window, busted her on that, she ddnt find it very amusing though, HB 8 drifting away, my emo friend drinking happily with her mocha whatchamacallit and HB bubbly was drinking a smoothie.

This is the time when I was thinking of number closing and ejecting. But which one?

So we went out of that and bubbly said: “oh we gotta go in a bit…” so I thought “Damn, I can never number close now.” We started walking in the bus station, but just when my Emo friend engaged bubbly in a conversation, (And Hb 8 and tall girl into one) I asked tall girl if I can borrow her for a bit. (I mean borrow HB 8) because ive been neglecting her. She went.. “wait, ME?” and I said “No, Not you! *rolls eyes*”. So we stopped for like 4 seconds after that, and immediately I was put into a spotlight. That was the most nerve racking event of my life. The whole set was looking at me, even the bloody janitor was trying to get a good look at me. I said to her:

“I think you’re really Cute, but I gotta go, Sooo.. I was wondering if I could have your number.”

She went: “uhm, But why me? Don’t you mean THEM?” *points at the group* I just said to her: “No”. and gave her my phone. She put her number in and then the set stopped. Bubbly interrupted “Right, this is ouuuur stop we gotta gooo then!” and I went “Allright, See you then! Hugs, No hugs? *motions with bubbly* “ I went in to hug Tall girl, but then bubbly goes in to hug me. (so it was like an awkward side hug) hugged tall girl and then Hugged Hb 8. After that I motioned my emo friend to come. (cause obviously she doesn’t need to go) And were off.

It turns out, while I borrowed Hb 8, my emo friend told me that Bubbly was asking why I borrowed Hb 8. Emo friend told Bubbly and tall girl that im a Flirty sort of guy. (bastard friend) Also one slight thing, She’s actually got a boyfriend. HB 8 I mean. but anyways, that ddnt matter.. I got what I wanted.


No sarges after That. Nothing beats a good day than Social proofing yourself by getting a number in front of a friend. Oh yeah. =]