Caveman

Bringing in the kill. party started, yadda yadda, dance a bit, Lots of kino on target (the one itis girl from before that has a 6 foot 6 boyfriend who's fucking rich) And in a few hours i had her sitting on my lap.


This is probably the quickest FR ever, probably because i enjoyed the party too much to remember the details:

I went to the bathroom to find it locked, It was in the hallway and it was a bit dark, you can see a bit of moonlight peeking in the windows. Target emerged from the bathroom, I gave her the "Go on, off you go!" Look along with the "Shoo you annoying thing" hand movements. She just stared at my eyes. I stared at her for a few seconds then broke eye contact to turn the bathroom lights on. (we were standing outside the bathroom.)

I turned it on, and asked her: "Arent you gonna give me a kiss or something?" She replied with: "Something...?"


So i gave her the "oh my god, you're so stupid... " Look +Roll eyes, Turned the lights off in the bathroom and bam, were making out. It was awkward, My teeth hit Her teeth at first, but i ddnt stop to apologise, i went caveman and fucking kissed her more. 5 seconds after that i wondered if i should go with the "hey, we should get back to our friends" line or continue kissing. happened too fast 5 seconds more of that and i leaned on to push her againts the wall, No LMR. we make out for 5 seconds more and i heard a rustling sound Possibly the door to the dancefloor.


seeing as she's got a boyfriend, The party's got 5 adults roaming around and making sure everyone's safe and i cant really make out with her while her/my friends are around *because they'll snitch and i know it* We broke off and i went in the bathroom to do my Little dance of joy.

I wanted to kiss her so bad once more, but i ignored her after that and partied still, karaoke with friends is fun as fuck. i talked to her for the last few mins that i was staying in the party. When i was finally gonna go, i gave everyone hugs except her. She followed me from the kitchen to the living room and stayed there, the door still open. went outside, i hailed down a taxi. Gave the celebrant a Hug and went to give that girl one last kiss. (just a peck)


Go me. Not bad for almost 3 years of No kissing. (yes, i was that of a chump. Kill me.)

Caveman style Rules.


Oh and one last thing, i dont know about this but i was looking shitty while walking around town. Just been to a sleepover and the party yesterday was tiring as fuck, but this girl ran upto me and said "hey can my friend have your number?" i looked at her, Looked at her friend, then said "Hell no." (they're both butt ugly)

my god that feels good.