December 2, 2008

December 2, 2008

Has something so inspiring ever kicked you in the ass so hard that it made you taste your food from yesterday? Something that you read, saw, felt or experienced. That's what im going on about.


This is the real shit. Not some Disney fuck that you watch where everything goes in the way of the damn prince and her fucktard army of twats. (I like disney films though.) Life doesnt always turn out the way you planned it. Which is why recently ive experienced such a change into my perspective.


Ive been reading 'I hope they serve beer in hell'. Which is a sort of biography- or compilation of stories (more like field reports) of a guy Named Tucker Max and his fiasco's underlying his lays and approaches. ive constantly found myself laughing so hard by myself that it started to annoy other people. If there was a book that i'd read over and over- this would be it. No, not the Top Gear book not "101 things to do before you die" or the shitty new harry potter book. This is the type of book that entertains you, informative and can be very influential in some aspects.

This guy is a complete asshole. and he does this because he is drunk 98% of the time of his female encounters in the book. He is an absoloute inspiration, and im getting goosebumps at the surge that im experiencing at the moment. The book shows that even though you should be the most polite, civilized and law-abiding person around, you can turn the tides and be a fucktard. and STILL finish first. (he is a law graduate. hence why Civilized was a description. Yes, He did graduate.)

This changes my whole perception in life. Finding out about the community was like my Left eye being opened. Reading that book is like Opening my right.

It made me realise that my perspective of aiming for an LTR wouldnt work. From now on, instead of getting to know the chick, im gonna go through all sarging phases. im out to Fuck. Then i'll decide if im gonna keep the bitch, or turn her into booty call.

Lets face it, Logistics isnt playing nice to me at the moment. The Love planet and all that crap isnt smiling at me either, they're playing fucking hide and seek. I'd get IoI's, but i'd later find out that the girl is an emotional fuck.

Screw College. i have to endure only a few months with the chick anyways if she's a mental fucktard. (College is like Undergrad.) Aim for high caliber women Sin, Fuck it. im Fucking anything that's above a 7 on my scale, (that's still pretty steep)

The title 'Pimp' that all my acquaintances have passed onto me shall now be accepted instead of being brushed away to the side like a vegetarian would to the ham in a pizza. If you call me a pimp, i'll damn live up to the fucking name. and you wont regret it.

Screw it. That smirk on my face will always be there. There is no one bitch that would be able to scrape that outta my face. if she doesnt like me, Fuck her. She can go suck her own dick. if she's a boring fuck, i'll fuck her anyways.

Im out of words to say, and this was just pouring what im thinking of at the moment. i have more to write, but you reading this last line either means you're lazy, or you've just read through what has been running in my mind for the past 10 minutes.