Inaction is the only way to fail.
That's something that ive read a lot in these forums. someone has it in their signature, and it really stuck to my head.
the day lazed off. Xbox all day, myspace etc.
Flirting with Jess. she's about HB 8.
went to see twilight.
Major IoI's from this chick, but i was busy, going to the party instead.
i met up with 3 girls, Becca, Sammie and Rachel. They're all good friends of mine. More like pivots.
as i was about to go in the party there were two girls sitting down and completely godsmacked at me, i said out loud "This is the place? Sheesh, it aint even got music playing.. this better be good."
*notices that Hb nikki is blocking the way*
Excuse me ladies.
HB Nikki: oh sorry. wait- who are you?
Me: Me? wait, WHO are you?
HB nikki : im nikki, and you are...?
Me: You're adorable. *pinches cheeks*
Her: haha thanks!
Me: anywho, need a drink. Come on ladies. *gestures towards Pivots*
i eyed up the room, this is fucking amog Central. these are the type of guys that i despise around college.
I made a great move- i disarmed the mother hen. Literally. i disarmed the celebrant's mother.
Mother: Who the hell are you?
Me: Im Jay!
Mother: wait, how do you know Luke?
Me: i actually Dont.. i met him like 20 seconds ago. im with Becca. (Pivot)
Mother: oh becca is lovely! what drink would you like?
Me: oh dont worry bout it, i'll handle that- wait what's your name?
Mother: Jan, its Jan!
Me: Holy fuck, were practically related, My name is Jan-Michael, Shit!
*Fluff*
Ultimate mother hen disarmed.
Her husband went
Always going for the older women eh?
Me: just for tonight. =]
we started dancing. its pretty much a sausage fest. and its supervised as well. which sucks. my ToI was nowhere to be found, and we started dancing and shit.
after about half an hour, i found my ToI. the speakers were busted, so i busted out my phone and put some music on. started dancing. little dance off going on with me and one of the other guys there, he was absoloutely pathetic, and i showed him off. classic sin.
i noticed this cute petite looking at me, charming. as much as i'd love to game you, ive already got my ToI. i went in the kitchen, and as i entered this blonde gave me eye contact, so i stared back as i was walking towards her (near the fridge) and winked. She giggled and started whispering to her friends. Put more vodka+coke on my glass and went back to the dance floor.
my ToI was sitting down with her friends: (nikki is ToI)
Them: Wooooh!
Me: haha you're adorable, Hi 5!
*hi 5's*
Me: what's your name again? *kino*
Her: katie, and you're Jay arent you?
Me: shit, howdya know my name?
Nikki: yeah his name is jay!
Me: wait, what's your name again?
Nikki: Nikki!
Me: Nikki, you're adorable, im hot though- lets go outside and talk.
Nikkie: oh i cant... see she wants to talk to me *points at friend who's talking to some guy*
Me: oh really, why?
Nikki: i dont know.. but she said she has to talk to me! i'll come out and talk to you afterwards though jay!
Me: sure thing babes, come here give me a kiss.
Nikki: (kissess me on the cheeks)
Charming.
walked back to my pivots and danced for a bit.
about half an hour later, she still hasnt spoken to me. i went outside, and here's what happened:
HB-Best friend : Hey!
Me: Yo, what's goin on?
HB-BF : My friend likes you. *gestures towards HB petite*
Me: wait, what?
Hb-Bf: my friend likes you! (Hb petite starts to sort of giggle in a 'oh stop it!!' sort of thing with her friend)
Me: you dont even know me.
Drunken dude: this guy is fucking amazing, him and his magic! Shitttttttt.
Me: haha, sure sure...
Drunken Dude: listen, what's your name again? and where are u from?
Me: Jay, Basildon. Shit, you allright man? you're fucking hammered.
Drunken Dude: im allright man im allright
at this point i lost interest of the 2 chicks, and them 3 knew each other so i felt out of place and ditched.
bad move.
the rest of the night was decent. HB petite ended up hooking with this guy as she was leaving and i didnt even get a chance to isolate nikki. i had to leave, my pivots were leaving and i wudve felt well out of place. its amog fest.
at the end of the night, im here moaning my ass off in the chat room to Derek and LK (well LK aint really paying attention lol) but i number closed Nikki, which aint that bad.
Sin, Inaction is the only way to fail. next time, fucking crash and burn instead of not trying at all
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
december 18, 2008
last day of college. im rockin the maroon shirt (open chest) with a little cross silver necklace.
Looks damn sexy. had a shitlot of IOI's and AI's, though both may be because ive been performing a shit lot of magic.
too many interactions to mention!
Looks damn sexy. had a shitlot of IOI's and AI's, though both may be because ive been performing a shit lot of magic.
too many interactions to mention!
December 16, 2008.
Yesterday i was going to class when there was this cute girl opening a present. i was curious, so i walked over and asked what she got. it was chocolates. great. there was an intresting toy there, some sort of table-miniature golf. her friend thought i was looking at HER gift, which was an orange egg. i obviously knew what it was, and it sort of made her friend look dumb.
Somewhere along this i named the cute girl opening her present 'orgasm girl' because she was telling a story bout orgasms and i entered the set.
The day started off fine. bit of flfuff here and there. i was bored in the lounge so i sat down next to zoe (Pivot?) whilst i was sharing Orgasm Girl's seat. i was lightly gaming orgasm girl and more or less paying attention to my pivot and the other people.
i got asked to do some magic, i showed the set some. intresting.
i walked off. and started gaming this chick named Lauren. she's a HB 7, with a great body and great face. her hair is a bit fucked up though. i started being sexual with her. and im getting responses. i got a few kissess on the lips, but not proper ones. just a few pecks. but they werent side kissess or whatever, they were directed to my lips, and my lips only. Nice. we were talking about sex in public, and i think i asked her to give me head a couple of times. she said something like, 'not here....Very Happy' and i think thats when the topic of sex in public happened. she told me i sound sexually frustrated and asked when was the last time i did it.
i couldnt lie. but i cudnt DLV myself. i told her the truth, but i dont think i lost value at all. it was more on my tonality/delivery.
anyways immediately after this, Orgasm girl got one of her friends to get my number. i told her friend to go get my number herself. she didnt come.
i thought she lost interest. its a bit gay. but anyways, we were at the bus, and this chick named Lorna came.
Lorna is orgasm girl's friend, she is a VERY hyperactive person with a banging personality. she carries a distinct smell which i frankly dislike. she's not ugly, but she's not good looking either. she's about HB 5. but i wudnt be surprised if she's banged a couple before. Her personality is golden.
i was with my friends and i had a 3-seater all to myself. lorna asked me if she can sit next to me, and me being a nice person said 'sure'.
she asked orgasm girl to sit next to her.
the rest is sort of Fluff. Orgasm girl talking to lorna, me talking to orgasm girl/lorna/my friends. etc.
Orgasm girl asked for my number, and so did Lorna. (wooh, i got sarged twice?)
i noticed a few imperfections on Orgasm girl. she boasts dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and a petite figure. i'd bang her. only her skin seems to peel on 'moist' areas on her face (such as the end of lips/smile and the corners where the nose is.)
its not a major turn off, but i can blame the weather for that. it has been quite harsh recently. harshly cold that is.
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Somewhere along this i named the cute girl opening her present 'orgasm girl' because she was telling a story bout orgasms and i entered the set.
The day started off fine. bit of flfuff here and there. i was bored in the lounge so i sat down next to zoe (Pivot?) whilst i was sharing Orgasm Girl's seat. i was lightly gaming orgasm girl and more or less paying attention to my pivot and the other people.
i got asked to do some magic, i showed the set some. intresting.
i walked off. and started gaming this chick named Lauren. she's a HB 7, with a great body and great face. her hair is a bit fucked up though. i started being sexual with her. and im getting responses. i got a few kissess on the lips, but not proper ones. just a few pecks. but they werent side kissess or whatever, they were directed to my lips, and my lips only. Nice. we were talking about sex in public, and i think i asked her to give me head a couple of times. she said something like, 'not here....Very Happy' and i think thats when the topic of sex in public happened. she told me i sound sexually frustrated and asked when was the last time i did it.
i couldnt lie. but i cudnt DLV myself. i told her the truth, but i dont think i lost value at all. it was more on my tonality/delivery.
anyways immediately after this, Orgasm girl got one of her friends to get my number. i told her friend to go get my number herself. she didnt come.
i thought she lost interest. its a bit gay. but anyways, we were at the bus, and this chick named Lorna came.
Lorna is orgasm girl's friend, she is a VERY hyperactive person with a banging personality. she carries a distinct smell which i frankly dislike. she's not ugly, but she's not good looking either. she's about HB 5. but i wudnt be surprised if she's banged a couple before. Her personality is golden.
i was with my friends and i had a 3-seater all to myself. lorna asked me if she can sit next to me, and me being a nice person said 'sure'.
she asked orgasm girl to sit next to her.
the rest is sort of Fluff. Orgasm girl talking to lorna, me talking to orgasm girl/lorna/my friends. etc.
Orgasm girl asked for my number, and so did Lorna. (wooh, i got sarged twice?)
i noticed a few imperfections on Orgasm girl. she boasts dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and a petite figure. i'd bang her. only her skin seems to peel on 'moist' areas on her face (such as the end of lips/smile and the corners where the nose is.)
its not a major turn off, but i can blame the weather for that. it has been quite harsh recently. harshly cold that is.
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December 14, 2008
i'll keep it short and sweet
i got opened yesterday, i was working, so couldnt full on game. i had major Xioi's, hair twirls, she initiated the conversation, feet towards my direction full eye contact. s'all good.
Today there were these 2 girls looking at all the cakes at starbucjs, and i was wiping the windows. i opened the moment they said 'blueberry cheesecake' and said that its absoloutely gorgeous, then went on about people pointing at what they want to the window, which results in the window being smudged. etc. overall great set, but couldnt game cause of work.
i was just doing my routinely 'round' when this cute girl was looking at me, alongside a woman in her 40's, looking at me with a gigantic smile. do i know them?
i asked. they said "Yeah, yesterday."
holy fuck. its HB shanade and her mother.
i walked past them a few times. i had to.
i cleaned a table, and as i looked behind me, HB shanade was there.
HB: You allrighttttt. *smile*
Me: im good thanks.
i was thinking whether to give her my number or not. though that would only remind me of my recently failure when i did that, quite stupid. i went on my break. and ditched them. i can prolly contact shanade if i wanted to. somehow, someway. just not for certain.
there's this chick that works across starbucks in Build-a-bear. (self explanatory) and someone was celebrating their birthday there. (a kid of course) she was doing some speech thing which involved kid participation. i was standing beside her. i couldnt open properly, she was working. but she's a definite hottie. i swear ive seen her before.
i got opened yesterday, i was working, so couldnt full on game. i had major Xioi's, hair twirls, she initiated the conversation, feet towards my direction full eye contact. s'all good.
Today there were these 2 girls looking at all the cakes at starbucjs, and i was wiping the windows. i opened the moment they said 'blueberry cheesecake' and said that its absoloutely gorgeous, then went on about people pointing at what they want to the window, which results in the window being smudged. etc. overall great set, but couldnt game cause of work.
i was just doing my routinely 'round' when this cute girl was looking at me, alongside a woman in her 40's, looking at me with a gigantic smile. do i know them?
i asked. they said "Yeah, yesterday."
holy fuck. its HB shanade and her mother.
i walked past them a few times. i had to.
i cleaned a table, and as i looked behind me, HB shanade was there.
HB: You allrighttttt. *smile*
Me: im good thanks.
i was thinking whether to give her my number or not. though that would only remind me of my recently failure when i did that, quite stupid. i went on my break. and ditched them. i can prolly contact shanade if i wanted to. somehow, someway. just not for certain.
there's this chick that works across starbucks in Build-a-bear. (self explanatory) and someone was celebrating their birthday there. (a kid of course) she was doing some speech thing which involved kid participation. i was standing beside her. i couldnt open properly, she was working. but she's a definite hottie. i swear ive seen her before.
December 13, 2008
The stuff written here are from as far as i can remember. Bare with me.
i got ready. i was pimping it with my pink shirt and black jeans, along my lovely wool overcoat, i am pimped like fuck. i made sure i smelt nice too. its my friend's 18th birthday later on, and its a joint with her 70 year old nanny. time to bust out my Mother Hen destroying tactics, or try and see how far i can get with women that are 30+ older than me.
Ive been working all day long, and everything seems to be going to a halt. we were waiting at the train station. Me, Ray Jackson (RJ for short), Shortstuff, and smiley.
a bit of background:
Ray Jackson is a good dancer, if you saw the video where i danced, he's the other dancer. he lacks game. he is AFC to heart, i cannot convert him or help him at all.
Smiley and shortstuff are both of my best friends. not wing girls, just best friends. they're too 'good' for my evil deeds.
we were all sitting down, and there was this cute girl who sat on the same bench as i did. Smiley, Short stuff and RJ were all standing beside me, and i was leaning back on the bench. we were all waiting for the train to arrive when this girl sat down in proximity to me.
I was thinking if i should go and open her or not. i'd get bashed by RJ for talking to strangers, Shortstuff would think im a slut for doing that and Smiley would just laugh.
i decided not to open. but then...
Shortstuff opened her.
Shortstuff: S'cuse me, where did you get your coat from?
HB: HnM *smiles*
me: (looks at her for 5 seconds, then looks at Shortstuff)
Shortstuff: What?
Me: Nothing.
Shorstuff: Then why did you look at her, then look at me?
In reality, i was thinking of something to say. i couldnt say anything to the girl, so i just looked at shortstuff instead.
Me: No reason.
Bit of fluff between the group, i stood up and i glanced over her diretion. still sitting down.
Shorstuff *To HB* - Sorry, is he annoying you? (gesturing towards me)
Me: who, me?
Shorstuff: yes you, sorry about that.
HB: oh no, he's fine, he's fine.
me: haha, i didnt even do anything!
Shorstuff: well she's annoyed because you exist.
(group starts laughing, including me)
She then stood up and walked towards the other end of the platform, as the train arrived.
Charming.
we arrived at the train station. and the venue is far. we walked to the bus stop. and we missed the last bus by 3 minutes. we started to walk. RJ said he's got it covered. he knows where it is.
10 minutes has past. Gale force winds and rain was fucking up my hair. Sin is not a happy bunny. my umbrella nearly died too. i stahed it away. there was no point. it was going to break if i used it, and i was getting wet anyways.
an hour has past. we were in the middle of nowhere.
30 minutes. we panicked. we dont know where the fuck we are.
we were told to go forward. ONWARDS. another 30 minutes, and we found the place. my ears were frozen, and my cheeks were literally lacking blood flow. we arrived.
i opened the door, and i fell tripped over outside. the group sitting directly in front of the door started laughing. they were about 18-25 years of age, and i imagined that a door opening to see some kid who looks about 12 year old (who's wearing a snazzy pink shirt might i add) Stack it like a drunken idiot would be quite amusing.
Smiley, Shortstuff and RJ didnt go in. i went and ask why. they said:
"cause its not kirsty's party."
Bullshit. i just saw kirsty. i dragged RJ inside and settled in.
i went straight to the bar.
Vodka and redbull. On ice. wait, make that a double vodka.
i sat down. i set my drink, while Shorstuff, RJ, Michelle, Smiley, Virgin boy, and all the crew were conversing. they were all buzzing. "Wow, SIN you can get served! go and get us some vodka!"
Damn it, it may be social proof, but sometimes being 18 and legal to buy booze can be annoying.
eyed the room for potential targets, there's on in proximity, HB shanade and HB Leopard. about 20 feet away, HB Zoe, and HB whatsherface.
4 potential targets. game on Sin, Game on. it was a large hall. filled with old people.
reality hit me back. this was my friend's 18th birthday party, AS WELL AS her nan's 70th party. so obviously there would be old people, mum's, dad's and little children running about.
i didnt know if this was a good thing or bad thing. its a good thing cause i can show how good i am with kids, but its a bad thing considering there's a lack of targets.
Wingman came up to me. (look at a few previous posts for 'Wingman'.)
Damn, 8 o clock sin. that chick is hot.
i looked, and it turns out that she was looking at me as well, she turned away.
Sin: Wingman, go game.
Wingman: i aint in the mood.
Sin: fuck off. aint in the mood my ass. go open.
Wingman: no serious. i aint in th emood.
Sin: What about HB leopard? she's got a nice ass.
Wingman: nah man. dw. i aint in th emood.
Fuck him. aint in the mood my ass, if i knew any better, it was approach anxiety.
an hour has passed. i was constantly pushing wingman to open. he keeps pussying out. maybe because the table next to them were seated by a complete family, and the man sitting in proximity of her table was a staggering 7 foot tall shaved head man who was giving everyone evil loosk.
ive had about 7 drinks by now, and i must admit i had AA, i was scared considinering the possiblity that the man could be her dad and im scared of getting blown out.
i thought up of a brilliant and classic idea.
"Who's got a pen?"
i never thought i'd have enough balls to do this.
i wrote down:
"Is that your dad sitting with you?" on a napkin. and showed it to my friends. they went mental, laughing and cheering me on.
i scrapped it. wrote down:
"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
showed it to them, they said no, too cheesey.
so i wrote the first line down on a fresh piece of napkin, went back to the bar to order a double vodka+redbull again, and sat myself directly in front of my ToI. i tossed the napkin to her, landing perfectly in front of her.
HB Zoe: what's this?
Sin: Read it.
Hb: Zoe : (Reads) oh no, no. he's not. Smile
Sin: Ahh that's good, i thought he was gonna kill me.
HBZoe: nah, dont worry, its cool.
Sin: (glances to the table nearby with the family) what about them you related to them?
HbZoe: nah im not.
Sin: they all keep looking at me, im scared. haha!
HbWhatsherface: haha dont worry you're fine.
Sin: oh hello. what's your name?
Hb whatsherface: whatsherface. what's your name?
Sin: That's a cute name. and your name is...? (to HB zoe)
HbZoe: its Zoe. what's your name?
Sin: so its Zoe and Whatsherface? that's cute.
HbWhatsherface: no wait, what's your name? (ioi)
Sin: Im Sin. and they're my friends over there. (points at the table with the drunken bastards dancing around singing to abba.)
a few fluffs here and there, chucked the best friends test, and my wingman entered.
i introduced him. bit more fluff. whatever. i got my phone out and got zoe's number. Number close done.
my wingman did the same, to both chicks. that's when u know that he's an idiot. lol!
i ejected, my 'song' came on and i started dancing.
Note: later on, apparantly when i left the group and danced they were quite shocked at how good i danced. they thought i was drunk though, which doesnt count.
i talked to the celebrant, and she said that whatsherface was named Lauren. i got pissed off.
Sin: Wingman, Eject. serious. its nice to meet you zoe.
Wingman: why?
Sin: just do it.
Wingman: no serious, why?
Sin: you'#ll find out. *giving him the "DO WHAT I SAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER" look.
Wingman: Aight. (moves out of the way)
Sin: right, you 'whatsherface' is a liar, apparantly your name is Lauren. according to the celebrant.
(insert argument here over her name, nothign violent, just a bit out.. on my side)
i ejected, only to find my wingman back there. i talked to them again, and its'allgood in the hood.
they went for a ciggarette break outside. we followed.
Myles entered the scene, what a fucking bastard. as he walked in the girls walked back inside. he scared em off i swear.
as we came back, i didnt really contact them, i wanted to talk to Leopard chick and HB shanade. it was plausible, but not at my state. i missed my sweet spot, and im bordering towards drunkenness.
i had a good time though. =]
me and wingman ended up talking to the group at the front of the door, which turned out to be my friend's workmates. hence the age gaps and shit. they were allright, they didnt say anything about me tripping over. it was quite funny.
Sin: what's your name?
Sam: its Sam.
Sin: i'll call you chris.
Sam: that's not my name.. that's not my name! (See 'that's not my name' by the TingTings.)
we all laughed out loud. haha
i got ready. i was pimping it with my pink shirt and black jeans, along my lovely wool overcoat, i am pimped like fuck. i made sure i smelt nice too. its my friend's 18th birthday later on, and its a joint with her 70 year old nanny. time to bust out my Mother Hen destroying tactics, or try and see how far i can get with women that are 30+ older than me.
Ive been working all day long, and everything seems to be going to a halt. we were waiting at the train station. Me, Ray Jackson (RJ for short), Shortstuff, and smiley.
a bit of background:
Ray Jackson is a good dancer, if you saw the video where i danced, he's the other dancer. he lacks game. he is AFC to heart, i cannot convert him or help him at all.
Smiley and shortstuff are both of my best friends. not wing girls, just best friends. they're too 'good' for my evil deeds.
we were all sitting down, and there was this cute girl who sat on the same bench as i did. Smiley, Short stuff and RJ were all standing beside me, and i was leaning back on the bench. we were all waiting for the train to arrive when this girl sat down in proximity to me.
I was thinking if i should go and open her or not. i'd get bashed by RJ for talking to strangers, Shortstuff would think im a slut for doing that and Smiley would just laugh.
i decided not to open. but then...
Shortstuff opened her.
Shortstuff: S'cuse me, where did you get your coat from?
HB: HnM *smiles*
me: (looks at her for 5 seconds, then looks at Shortstuff)
Shortstuff: What?
Me: Nothing.
Shorstuff: Then why did you look at her, then look at me?
In reality, i was thinking of something to say. i couldnt say anything to the girl, so i just looked at shortstuff instead.
Me: No reason.
Bit of fluff between the group, i stood up and i glanced over her diretion. still sitting down.
Shorstuff *To HB* - Sorry, is he annoying you? (gesturing towards me)
Me: who, me?
Shorstuff: yes you, sorry about that.
HB: oh no, he's fine, he's fine.
me: haha, i didnt even do anything!
Shorstuff: well she's annoyed because you exist.
(group starts laughing, including me)
She then stood up and walked towards the other end of the platform, as the train arrived.
Charming.
we arrived at the train station. and the venue is far. we walked to the bus stop. and we missed the last bus by 3 minutes. we started to walk. RJ said he's got it covered. he knows where it is.
10 minutes has past. Gale force winds and rain was fucking up my hair. Sin is not a happy bunny. my umbrella nearly died too. i stahed it away. there was no point. it was going to break if i used it, and i was getting wet anyways.
an hour has past. we were in the middle of nowhere.
30 minutes. we panicked. we dont know where the fuck we are.
we were told to go forward. ONWARDS. another 30 minutes, and we found the place. my ears were frozen, and my cheeks were literally lacking blood flow. we arrived.
i opened the door, and i fell tripped over outside. the group sitting directly in front of the door started laughing. they were about 18-25 years of age, and i imagined that a door opening to see some kid who looks about 12 year old (who's wearing a snazzy pink shirt might i add) Stack it like a drunken idiot would be quite amusing.
Smiley, Shortstuff and RJ didnt go in. i went and ask why. they said:
"cause its not kirsty's party."
Bullshit. i just saw kirsty. i dragged RJ inside and settled in.
i went straight to the bar.
Vodka and redbull. On ice. wait, make that a double vodka.
i sat down. i set my drink, while Shorstuff, RJ, Michelle, Smiley, Virgin boy, and all the crew were conversing. they were all buzzing. "Wow, SIN you can get served! go and get us some vodka!"
Damn it, it may be social proof, but sometimes being 18 and legal to buy booze can be annoying.
eyed the room for potential targets, there's on in proximity, HB shanade and HB Leopard. about 20 feet away, HB Zoe, and HB whatsherface.
4 potential targets. game on Sin, Game on. it was a large hall. filled with old people.
reality hit me back. this was my friend's 18th birthday party, AS WELL AS her nan's 70th party. so obviously there would be old people, mum's, dad's and little children running about.
i didnt know if this was a good thing or bad thing. its a good thing cause i can show how good i am with kids, but its a bad thing considering there's a lack of targets.
Wingman came up to me. (look at a few previous posts for 'Wingman'.)
Damn, 8 o clock sin. that chick is hot.
i looked, and it turns out that she was looking at me as well, she turned away.
Sin: Wingman, go game.
Wingman: i aint in the mood.
Sin: fuck off. aint in the mood my ass. go open.
Wingman: no serious. i aint in th emood.
Sin: What about HB leopard? she's got a nice ass.
Wingman: nah man. dw. i aint in th emood.
Fuck him. aint in the mood my ass, if i knew any better, it was approach anxiety.
an hour has passed. i was constantly pushing wingman to open. he keeps pussying out. maybe because the table next to them were seated by a complete family, and the man sitting in proximity of her table was a staggering 7 foot tall shaved head man who was giving everyone evil loosk.
ive had about 7 drinks by now, and i must admit i had AA, i was scared considinering the possiblity that the man could be her dad and im scared of getting blown out.
i thought up of a brilliant and classic idea.
"Who's got a pen?"
i never thought i'd have enough balls to do this.
i wrote down:
"Is that your dad sitting with you?" on a napkin. and showed it to my friends. they went mental, laughing and cheering me on.
i scrapped it. wrote down:
"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
showed it to them, they said no, too cheesey.
so i wrote the first line down on a fresh piece of napkin, went back to the bar to order a double vodka+redbull again, and sat myself directly in front of my ToI. i tossed the napkin to her, landing perfectly in front of her.
HB Zoe: what's this?
Sin: Read it.
Hb: Zoe : (Reads) oh no, no. he's not. Smile
Sin: Ahh that's good, i thought he was gonna kill me.
HBZoe: nah, dont worry, its cool.
Sin: (glances to the table nearby with the family) what about them you related to them?
HbZoe: nah im not.
Sin: they all keep looking at me, im scared. haha!
HbWhatsherface: haha dont worry you're fine.
Sin: oh hello. what's your name?
Hb whatsherface: whatsherface. what's your name?
Sin: That's a cute name. and your name is...? (to HB zoe)
HbZoe: its Zoe. what's your name?
Sin: so its Zoe and Whatsherface? that's cute.
HbWhatsherface: no wait, what's your name? (ioi)
Sin: Im Sin. and they're my friends over there. (points at the table with the drunken bastards dancing around singing to abba.)
a few fluffs here and there, chucked the best friends test, and my wingman entered.
i introduced him. bit more fluff. whatever. i got my phone out and got zoe's number. Number close done.
my wingman did the same, to both chicks. that's when u know that he's an idiot. lol!
i ejected, my 'song' came on and i started dancing.
Note: later on, apparantly when i left the group and danced they were quite shocked at how good i danced. they thought i was drunk though, which doesnt count.
i talked to the celebrant, and she said that whatsherface was named Lauren. i got pissed off.
Sin: Wingman, Eject. serious. its nice to meet you zoe.
Wingman: why?
Sin: just do it.
Wingman: no serious, why?
Sin: you'#ll find out. *giving him the "DO WHAT I SAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER" look.
Wingman: Aight. (moves out of the way)
Sin: right, you 'whatsherface' is a liar, apparantly your name is Lauren. according to the celebrant.
(insert argument here over her name, nothign violent, just a bit out.. on my side)
i ejected, only to find my wingman back there. i talked to them again, and its'allgood in the hood.
they went for a ciggarette break outside. we followed.
Myles entered the scene, what a fucking bastard. as he walked in the girls walked back inside. he scared em off i swear.
as we came back, i didnt really contact them, i wanted to talk to Leopard chick and HB shanade. it was plausible, but not at my state. i missed my sweet spot, and im bordering towards drunkenness.
i had a good time though. =]
me and wingman ended up talking to the group at the front of the door, which turned out to be my friend's workmates. hence the age gaps and shit. they were allright, they didnt say anything about me tripping over. it was quite funny.
Sin: what's your name?
Sam: its Sam.
Sin: i'll call you chris.
Sam: that's not my name.. that's not my name! (See 'that's not my name' by the TingTings.)
we all laughed out loud. haha
December 9, 2008
Haha, that sounds legendary. i'll pay a visit to your journal mate. =]
December 09, 2008
Today is my dad's birthday. and i ahvent bought him a card. fuck.
anywho, keep things short, i was in the mood to do an approach, but im waiting for AI. (approach invitation) eye contact is more than enough.
as i was walking to the bus stop with my friend Hayden, He was talking about how i call everyone a slag. (which means slut basically)
Hayden: You call everyone a slag.
Me: Yes, i know. *looks over shoulder and calls the person behind a slag.*
Hayden: wtf, do you even know him?
Me: haha. No.
as i looked back, i saw this cute girl and she looked sort of distant. there's about a good 20 feet distance.
Me: Yooo, You allriiight?
Girl: ...
Me: You seem a bit dead, like a *insert zombie pose here* sort of thing going on.
Girl: *looks behind*
Me: yes you. what's up with you?
Girl: oh, me... ive never spoken to you before.
Me: well now you have.
at this point hayden starts talking again, and she sped up walking to meet her friends. i thought it was funny, she was a good 2 foot taller than me. haha!
December 09, 2008
Today is my dad's birthday. and i ahvent bought him a card. fuck.
anywho, keep things short, i was in the mood to do an approach, but im waiting for AI. (approach invitation) eye contact is more than enough.
as i was walking to the bus stop with my friend Hayden, He was talking about how i call everyone a slag. (which means slut basically)
Hayden: You call everyone a slag.
Me: Yes, i know. *looks over shoulder and calls the person behind a slag.*
Hayden: wtf, do you even know him?
Me: haha. No.
as i looked back, i saw this cute girl and she looked sort of distant. there's about a good 20 feet distance.
Me: Yooo, You allriiight?
Girl: ...
Me: You seem a bit dead, like a *insert zombie pose here* sort of thing going on.
Girl: *looks behind*
Me: yes you. what's up with you?
Girl: oh, me... ive never spoken to you before.
Me: well now you have.
at this point hayden starts talking again, and she sped up walking to meet her friends. i thought it was funny, she was a good 2 foot taller than me. haha!
December 7, 2008
The evening. Lalah's birthday
it was cool. Blondie was there. i gamed her beforehand. she was one of the 'virgins' that i contemplated with. Where i would get far, but stop because i'd find out they're virgins. and i dont want to force them to give me head. maybe its my LMR tactics, fuck knows.
anywho, it was eventful personally, but nothing funny. it was cool going back to my civilized friends (lol at me using the word civilized)
Blondie's cool. ive kiseed her a couple of times before. as i was leaving i aimed to kiss her on the cheek- she gave me a quick peck on the lips and said:
"we should hang out soon".
I know she wants my dick. but this girl is a fucking virgin. >_>
it was cool. Blondie was there. i gamed her beforehand. she was one of the 'virgins' that i contemplated with. Where i would get far, but stop because i'd find out they're virgins. and i dont want to force them to give me head. maybe its my LMR tactics, fuck knows.
anywho, it was eventful personally, but nothing funny. it was cool going back to my civilized friends (lol at me using the word civilized)
Blondie's cool. ive kiseed her a couple of times before. as i was leaving i aimed to kiss her on the cheek- she gave me a quick peck on the lips and said:
"we should hang out soon".
I know she wants my dick. but this girl is a fucking virgin. >_>
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