I decided today was Chav day. I went to college in a light blue tracksuit. if you dont know what a 'chav' is, kindly google it. Its a stereotype in the UK. much like the white people trying to act 'gangsta'. (no racism intended)
anyways, got opened a lot. got a lot of stares and a lot of laughs. Seriously this is hillarious i felt confident even though i looked like a right twat. LOL. apparantly i looked cute as well. haha!
anyways, if you didnt read the conversation with bekka, kindly download and read this now:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZHJ3U4CX
That's a conversation i had a few days from today. i saw her at the corridor but we both hand lessons. we just said hi and i just briefly explained why im wearing the tracksuit. nothing funny.
i saw her again later on when we were going home. she was on the phone, i walked up to her (as she was walking forward) and took her arm in mine (so she's sort of clinging to me) she was talking to someone, asking where she is. we stopped after 10 seconds (cause we found the girl she was looking for)
this is what went on:
Me: Sooo. you still taken?
Her: yeahh.... (in a boring monotonous tone)
Me: ahh, that's a shame, that's a shame! Anyways, as i was saying, i wanna go to the cinemas tomorrow- watching Eagle Eye, but seeing that you're taken, mmm dont think that's a good idea!
Her: mmm, ive never heard of it!
Me: its got that guy out of transformers, its gonna be wicked!
Her: Oh... (sad face) is it action?
Me: yeah it is, why? dont you like that transformers dude?
Her: oh i dont like action films..
Me: Shit, did you expect me to watch some chick flick or something?
Her: haha, no... (i start to walk away whilst still looking at her as she gets dragged in the opposite direction by her friend)
Me: im going now, see ya later.
Her: *struggles to get outta her friends' grasp*
(Hugs here+Cheek-to-cheek kiss)
Me: what in the fuck was that? a granny kiss? do it properly woman!
Her: (kissess me on the cheek)
Me: Laters!
i was wondering, if i should still ask her to come tomorrow for the film?
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