Made £27.49 for the whole year out of loose change.
that's fucking awesome =D
Friday, 2 January 2009
Thursday, 1 January 2009
Work out Journal 2008
Sit up and Push ups 2008
January – 31 Days 50 Sits,10 push ups.
16/31 Days completed
Total Sit-ups: 800
Total Push-Ups: 160
Notes:
21st of Feb to 31st : FOOT INJURY
February – 29 Days 100 sits, 20 Push ups
12/29 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1200 (+400)
Total Push-Ups: 240 (+80)
March – 31 days 200 sits, 40 ups
12/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2400 (+1200)
Total Push-Ups: 480 (+240)
April – 30 days, 200 sits, 40 ups
6/30 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1200 (-1200)
Total Push-Ups: 240 (-240)
Notes:
April 03 – Thorpe Park (Too Tired)
April 05 – Picnic (Too Tired)
May 31 days – 200 sits, 30 ups
14/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2800 (+1600)
Total Push-Ups: 420 (+180)
June 30 days 200 sits, 30 ups
14/30 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2800 (+0)
Total Push-Ups: 420 (+0)
Notes:
June 16 – Too Tired
Noticed Trend where I wouldn’t work out on Fridays and Saturdays
July 31 days 200 Sits, 40 ups
9/31 Days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1800 (-1000)
Total Push-Ups: 360 (-60)
August – 31 Days 300 sits, 40 push
5/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1500 (-300)
Total Push-Ups: 200 (-160)
Notes:
August 2 – 09: HOLIDAY Away!
September 31 days 300 sits, 40 push
01-10th Sept – 300 sits, 30 push
5 days completed:
Total Sit-ups: 1800 (+300)
Total Push-Ups: 230 (+30)
Notes:
Lacked Enthusiasm.
October 31 days 200 sits, 30 ups
5/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1000 (-800)
Total Push-Ups: 150 (-80)
Notes:
From 10th to 31st only work out day between is the 20th.
November-December No set Targets
January – 31 Days 50 Sits,10 push ups.
16/31 Days completed
Total Sit-ups: 800
Total Push-Ups: 160
Notes:
21st of Feb to 31st : FOOT INJURY
February – 29 Days 100 sits, 20 Push ups
12/29 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1200 (+400)
Total Push-Ups: 240 (+80)
March – 31 days 200 sits, 40 ups
12/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2400 (+1200)
Total Push-Ups: 480 (+240)
April – 30 days, 200 sits, 40 ups
6/30 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1200 (-1200)
Total Push-Ups: 240 (-240)
Notes:
April 03 – Thorpe Park (Too Tired)
April 05 – Picnic (Too Tired)
May 31 days – 200 sits, 30 ups
14/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2800 (+1600)
Total Push-Ups: 420 (+180)
June 30 days 200 sits, 30 ups
14/30 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 2800 (+0)
Total Push-Ups: 420 (+0)
Notes:
June 16 – Too Tired
Noticed Trend where I wouldn’t work out on Fridays and Saturdays
July 31 days 200 Sits, 40 ups
9/31 Days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1800 (-1000)
Total Push-Ups: 360 (-60)
August – 31 Days 300 sits, 40 push
5/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1500 (-300)
Total Push-Ups: 200 (-160)
Notes:
August 2 – 09: HOLIDAY Away!
September 31 days 300 sits, 40 push
01-10th Sept – 300 sits, 30 push
5 days completed:
Total Sit-ups: 1800 (+300)
Total Push-Ups: 230 (+30)
Notes:
Lacked Enthusiasm.
October 31 days 200 sits, 30 ups
5/31 days completed
Total Sit-ups: 1000 (-800)
Total Push-Ups: 150 (-80)
Notes:
From 10th to 31st only work out day between is the 20th.
November-December No set Targets
January 01 2009, PT 1
January 1, 2008
Im writing as an entry for today, dont ask me why but i feel like it.
The story below is recalled as far as i can remember (which is a lot considering i was sober) Sit back and relax.
Moving on:
I exited my dad's car. i was dressed in my Long overcoat along with my thin white scarf. i looked sexy even though its dark. i had Seducers Aura. I walk for a bit and see my pivots:
Michelle (Not my type, Pivot)
Becca (Hands off, TAKEN, Pivot)
Sammie-Ann. (potential ToI, Pivot, Taken)
I say hi to all three of them and give sammie a cute slap in the ass. not too hard, not too soft. just right. as i did it, she said "oh hello". in a playful tone. i had a whiff of her aftershave- it smells fruity. we fluffed for a few seconds about it. Onwards to the party.
As i walked towards the house, there were 2 Amogs outside. BUT SINFUL HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE AMOGSGS?!?!?!"
Its because they used to go to my school, and they were the dickheads that made my life miserable. in a patronising sort of way. Just because im fucking asian or something similar. they didnt insult me directly, but i knew they'd be chatting shit. i decided then to be the better man and just leave em.
They were casually talking. We enter the house and i glanced at the dance floor. This chick was Getting on this guy on the sofa- Sheesh, INTENSE. and there was about 2 other girls who looked half drunk.
Not looking good at all. i entered the kitchen. Wow, there was nothing there. apparantly there's a few people outside but i didnt want to check. i start looking for a drink.
I open the fridge to find a "FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS" sign on the food and veggies and whatnot. i think his message was clear, dont touch the food. as i closed it, this cute petite HB i'll call HBKeli said: "Have some of this."
She then pushed a bottle of Orange WKD onto my chest.
Nah, i dont drink that. Quickly brushing it off. Orange WKD is a woman's drink, and she's taken, so i might as well DhV for future use. She gave me the "Eh. Fair enough" answer and was sort of dissapointed. i think she wanted me to come and party with her. not gonna happen, she's taken i think.
As this was happening, Michelle went off to get Wingman, Gift and Captain. Ive never met captain before in my life, Gift i know from school and wingman is well. my Wingman. i re-enter the party along with the black people. Four of them. Shit. i was getting evils from people. haha
we all start to relax, and by now ive had a glimpse of every Potential ToI in the party. 4 of them are taken, one is butt ugly. my only choice was one of my other pivots (Rachel) or Sammie Ann. but im not really into both of them.
I sat down on the kitchen top. Alpha. Sammie was going somewhere. Okay. Cool.
Sammie: Jay take care of my drink for me.
Jay: and why would i do that.
Sammie: cause you're my friend.
Jay: that's not good enough, give me collateral. *leans in cheek for a kiss*
Sammie: *kissess on the cheek*
Jay: Good girl, run along now.
I decided to go for sammie. Game on.
She came back,
Sammie: Jay where's my drink?
Jay: its right behind you. (sniggering)
Sammie: where?
Jay: haha you're so gullible, its right behind me
Sammie: ohhh. =]
Jay: hold up, where's my reward?
Sammie: *Cheek to cheek kiss*
Jay: What, a granny kiss, give me a proper kiss.
Sammie: no ive got a boyfriend!
-Convo gets interrupted.
on a subconcious level, i wanted a proper kiss on the cheek, this isnt tthe way i K-close. anyways onwards.
we start Kino'ing like crazy, She'd tell me to "Sssh" and i threaten her that if she does that again im licking her finger. She did it again- and i licked her finger.
She laughed, she said "Good for you, now you taste soap." Frankly it didnt taste like anything, but i sniffed her fingers and it did smell like soap. Bastard woman.
"Why what does your fingers smell like..? eww Sammie the hell you been doing in the toilets, you're disgusting!" (was implying that she touched herself)
Her: No mne and the girls went to the toilets! *Playful kino*
Me: What all Four of you? The hell do you do, hold hands while someone takes a shit?
Her: no noooo, it was only me and becca, i went to the toilet and she was standing outside the door.
i cant remember what happens here, but we fluffed some more. i think i was teasing her aboutn her baby fat (im joking, she's Sexy, definite 9/10.)
I was sitting on the kitchen top drinking Vodka and coke. i was displaying Alpha body language. Sitting down, the group around me, and everytime i spoke- the group fell silent and clung to my words. i asked sammie to come over so i can give her a hug from behind (whilst im still sitting down) like a backwards hug sort of.
She complied quite well. Here is where things went haywire. Gift, being an ass that he did was askng about sammie's personal life. specifically who she dated last. it turns out she dated this guy that knew Gift, and the guy was a total loser. for a few minutes, Wingman and captain were going along with gift and asking qestions to sammie. i just sat back and relaxed with michelle.
after a few minutes, i got pissed off. i told gift to leave sammie alone. She obviously didnt want to talk about her past, she seemed embarrassed sort of. i pulled her towards my 'lair'. (The kitchen top lol) and gave her a sympathy hug from there. we walked outside to the garden.
Okay, now here is where Sinful kicks it up a notch.
Jay: (Pulls her through her hands )can you dance?
Sammie: haha no i cant dance to save my life!
Jay: look, the setting is fine, put your drink down here (gestures towards the table)
She puts her drink down the table and follows me to a more open area.
Lesson Number 1. Dance. I told her a few dance moves. Slow dancing ones. to the point where we'd just stop dead and moving only by the slightest. her grip was getting tighter, i know K-close was Inevitable.
Captain: hold up, am i interrupting something?
Fuck right off. as i was about to K-close the bastard comes outside and decides to check on us. She snaps out of the trance and goes: "Oh no dont worry, im coming inside now."
Captain: Sin, did i interrupt?
Sin: (giving DIRECT eye contact, he knows what it means) Nah man, its cool.
Bit more fluff here, Sammie was quite distant. i think she realised that she was taken. she's not one of them types that Fucks at parties cause she can. High caliber woman, Loyal too.
Im not giving up. They call me a Pimp, and a HOMEWRECKER for a reason. Boyfriends are NOTHING.
I pulled her back onto my lair, She wasnt Drunk as in passing out drunk, but she was tipsy. i pulled her close and she said "What are you doing?"
i answered "Im hugging you, why am i not allowed to hug you?"
Sammie: Oh no, just wondering.. *hugs me back tightly*
I could feel her tits by my arms (note im still hugging her in a Piggy-back position sort of.) i pulled her towards me, she leant back, i was inches away from her lips. if i tilted her head a bit i can Kiss close. Then it happened.
Im writing as an entry for today, dont ask me why but i feel like it.
The story below is recalled as far as i can remember (which is a lot considering i was sober) Sit back and relax.
Moving on:
I exited my dad's car. i was dressed in my Long overcoat along with my thin white scarf. i looked sexy even though its dark. i had Seducers Aura. I walk for a bit and see my pivots:
Michelle (Not my type, Pivot)
Becca (Hands off, TAKEN, Pivot)
Sammie-Ann. (potential ToI, Pivot, Taken)
I say hi to all three of them and give sammie a cute slap in the ass. not too hard, not too soft. just right. as i did it, she said "oh hello". in a playful tone. i had a whiff of her aftershave- it smells fruity. we fluffed for a few seconds about it. Onwards to the party.
As i walked towards the house, there were 2 Amogs outside. BUT SINFUL HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE AMOGSGS?!?!?!"
Its because they used to go to my school, and they were the dickheads that made my life miserable. in a patronising sort of way. Just because im fucking asian or something similar. they didnt insult me directly, but i knew they'd be chatting shit. i decided then to be the better man and just leave em.
They were casually talking. We enter the house and i glanced at the dance floor. This chick was Getting on this guy on the sofa- Sheesh, INTENSE. and there was about 2 other girls who looked half drunk.
Not looking good at all. i entered the kitchen. Wow, there was nothing there. apparantly there's a few people outside but i didnt want to check. i start looking for a drink.
I open the fridge to find a "FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS" sign on the food and veggies and whatnot. i think his message was clear, dont touch the food. as i closed it, this cute petite HB i'll call HBKeli said: "Have some of this."
She then pushed a bottle of Orange WKD onto my chest.
Nah, i dont drink that. Quickly brushing it off. Orange WKD is a woman's drink, and she's taken, so i might as well DhV for future use. She gave me the "Eh. Fair enough" answer and was sort of dissapointed. i think she wanted me to come and party with her. not gonna happen, she's taken i think.
As this was happening, Michelle went off to get Wingman, Gift and Captain. Ive never met captain before in my life, Gift i know from school and wingman is well. my Wingman. i re-enter the party along with the black people. Four of them. Shit. i was getting evils from people. haha
we all start to relax, and by now ive had a glimpse of every Potential ToI in the party. 4 of them are taken, one is butt ugly. my only choice was one of my other pivots (Rachel) or Sammie Ann. but im not really into both of them.
I sat down on the kitchen top. Alpha. Sammie was going somewhere. Okay. Cool.
Sammie: Jay take care of my drink for me.
Jay: and why would i do that.
Sammie: cause you're my friend.
Jay: that's not good enough, give me collateral. *leans in cheek for a kiss*
Sammie: *kissess on the cheek*
Jay: Good girl, run along now.
I decided to go for sammie. Game on.
She came back,
Sammie: Jay where's my drink?
Jay: its right behind you. (sniggering)
Sammie: where?
Jay: haha you're so gullible, its right behind me
Sammie: ohhh. =]
Jay: hold up, where's my reward?
Sammie: *Cheek to cheek kiss*
Jay: What, a granny kiss, give me a proper kiss.
Sammie: no ive got a boyfriend!
-Convo gets interrupted.
on a subconcious level, i wanted a proper kiss on the cheek, this isnt tthe way i K-close. anyways onwards.
we start Kino'ing like crazy, She'd tell me to "Sssh" and i threaten her that if she does that again im licking her finger. She did it again- and i licked her finger.
She laughed, she said "Good for you, now you taste soap." Frankly it didnt taste like anything, but i sniffed her fingers and it did smell like soap. Bastard woman.
"Why what does your fingers smell like..? eww Sammie the hell you been doing in the toilets, you're disgusting!" (was implying that she touched herself)
Her: No mne and the girls went to the toilets! *Playful kino*
Me: What all Four of you? The hell do you do, hold hands while someone takes a shit?
Her: no noooo, it was only me and becca, i went to the toilet and she was standing outside the door.
i cant remember what happens here, but we fluffed some more. i think i was teasing her aboutn her baby fat (im joking, she's Sexy, definite 9/10.)
I was sitting on the kitchen top drinking Vodka and coke. i was displaying Alpha body language. Sitting down, the group around me, and everytime i spoke- the group fell silent and clung to my words. i asked sammie to come over so i can give her a hug from behind (whilst im still sitting down) like a backwards hug sort of.
She complied quite well. Here is where things went haywire. Gift, being an ass that he did was askng about sammie's personal life. specifically who she dated last. it turns out she dated this guy that knew Gift, and the guy was a total loser. for a few minutes, Wingman and captain were going along with gift and asking qestions to sammie. i just sat back and relaxed with michelle.
after a few minutes, i got pissed off. i told gift to leave sammie alone. She obviously didnt want to talk about her past, she seemed embarrassed sort of. i pulled her towards my 'lair'. (The kitchen top lol) and gave her a sympathy hug from there. we walked outside to the garden.
Okay, now here is where Sinful kicks it up a notch.
Jay: (Pulls her through her hands )can you dance?
Sammie: haha no i cant dance to save my life!
Jay: look, the setting is fine, put your drink down here (gestures towards the table)
She puts her drink down the table and follows me to a more open area.
Lesson Number 1. Dance. I told her a few dance moves. Slow dancing ones. to the point where we'd just stop dead and moving only by the slightest. her grip was getting tighter, i know K-close was Inevitable.
Captain: hold up, am i interrupting something?
Fuck right off. as i was about to K-close the bastard comes outside and decides to check on us. She snaps out of the trance and goes: "Oh no dont worry, im coming inside now."
Captain: Sin, did i interrupt?
Sin: (giving DIRECT eye contact, he knows what it means) Nah man, its cool.
Bit more fluff here, Sammie was quite distant. i think she realised that she was taken. she's not one of them types that Fucks at parties cause she can. High caliber woman, Loyal too.
Im not giving up. They call me a Pimp, and a HOMEWRECKER for a reason. Boyfriends are NOTHING.
I pulled her back onto my lair, She wasnt Drunk as in passing out drunk, but she was tipsy. i pulled her close and she said "What are you doing?"
i answered "Im hugging you, why am i not allowed to hug you?"
Sammie: Oh no, just wondering.. *hugs me back tightly*
I could feel her tits by my arms (note im still hugging her in a Piggy-back position sort of.) i pulled her towards me, she leant back, i was inches away from her lips. if i tilted her head a bit i can Kiss close. Then it happened.
January 01, 2009 Pt II
The moment where a girl just snaps shut. She stood upright and said "Im going outside- alone. please dont follow me."
Okay. Cool. becca quickly followed her and i knew it was a train wreck. That's my HB lost for the night.
i was fine by it. the music was good, 80% of the people in the party except from my lot were UNFRIENDLY- as if they're racist. they wudnt even look or talk to us cept a few couple of people. we were all dancing in the dance floor then it happened:
Antony Kaleda, 17 years of age, 6 foot 3. Im 5 foot 3. about a Foot difference.
Antony: You said something about sarah's mum didnt you?
Me: sarah who?
Antony: Sarah, you said something about her mum.
Me: which sarah u on about? *putting drink down*
Antony: Sarah, Sarah Allen
Me: Yeah what about her?
Antony: You said something about her mum, and She's dead.
Me: haha. No i didnt.
Antony: Nah, Nah you said something about her mum.
Me: no i did not, why are you accusing me?
Antony: No im just asking.
Me: Okay, well its nothing, i didnt say jack shit.
Antony: No you definitely said something
Me: Why Who the Fuck are you?
Antony: Who the FUCK are you?
Me: (steps forward) why are you asking all these questions.
(Wingman Steps in the middle of us)
Antony: Why the fuck are you starting on me?
Me: Nah, why the fuck are you starting shit on me, i didnt say jack shit.
Antony: Aight dya want me to go call her then?
Me: be my guest.
The lowdown on what he’s goin on about: Sarah allen was a previous target, Couple of dates, didn’t really escalate sexually. Brushed it off. He was one of the AFC AMOGS that always stuck by her. In PuA, he must be the MALE mother Hen. They’ve never met each other, they only talk through MSN but I think they’re quite flirty and shit. I always found him to be the number 1 threat when I was seeing my HB. (one it is, I know leave me alone)
Basically, me and Sarah were arguing a month or two back, just basic arguing, her mother passed away a couple of weeks before the argument, so i was patient with her. it came to the point where she said something about MY mother and i said:
"Sarah, Dont go there. we both know who's going to cry if i get started on Mothers."
She was trying to bait me afterwards, saying shit like "Yeah, what about my mum, go on tell me something."
I left it at that. im an asshole, but death of someone important isnt something that i tangle with.
as that happened, he gets on the phone to sarah while i started dancing. i liked the song, who gave a shit about this guy. he's obviously drunk and i aint gonna let him ruin my night.
This is where things go mental. One of the girls steps in and starts having a go an Antony for saying that HER DAD is dead or something. Fuck knows. like antony insulted her for her dad dying.
This is the part of the night where its an emotional Wreck.
Apparantly why everyone seems like in a bad mood its because there is a love triangle going on.
Guy 1 is dating Girl 1. but Guy 2 Banged Girl 1. so everyone's out to get Guy 2. (except us 'niggas' as we proclaimed ourselves. were just party people)
They were proper hyping and everything. ATTENTION SEEKING. see if this was MY party i wudve kicked em out and told em to settle it outside.
about another 2 hours of this shit. (obviously bit more confrontation with Antony, but nothing happens, my friends were always the ones to stop me.) it starts to get pretty intense.
Guy 2 enters the party, and we immediately welcome him to the group. We said "Dont jam with them man, they're doing some soap opera thing i think some guy banged someone's girl or something."
guy 2: im that guy.
Us lot: HOLY SHIT. HAHAHA
we all burst out laughing and congratulated him for being alive.
a few minutes later we went outside, there were two ladies in their Sleeping gowns and slippers headed straight for the house.
Ladies: WHere's jake?
Us: dunno. who's jake?
They entered the house, and as soon as that follows this girl came staggering behind.
"Shit, where did THEY go?"
haha inside the house, this is gonna be intense.
this is the part where there's a lot of screaming involving Two mothers. They end up outside where a girl was chasing this guy and she trips over, allowing the 'niggas' (Us lot) to have a resounding "Ooooooooooh." commentary.
as this happens, i stand back and see all this unfold. im spending new year with one of my best friends and a few cool people and i still havent gotten laid for tonight. but im having shitloads of fun.
that night was too long, but target wise my best option wudve been HB kali- if her boyfriend (who is present) is not in a "I will destroy you" mood, then i wudve gamed her. but she's allright, bubbly personality, i actually adore that chick =]
sammie was near enough dead by the end of the night. she was such a wreck. i think i made her think of cheating on her boyfriend, (Which im quite proud of, but it didnt happen so not THAT proud) i admire her loyalty.
i walked home smiling, all the laughs and failures tonight was worth it, even though it was a SHIT party.
Okay. Cool. becca quickly followed her and i knew it was a train wreck. That's my HB lost for the night.
i was fine by it. the music was good, 80% of the people in the party except from my lot were UNFRIENDLY- as if they're racist. they wudnt even look or talk to us cept a few couple of people. we were all dancing in the dance floor then it happened:
Antony Kaleda, 17 years of age, 6 foot 3. Im 5 foot 3. about a Foot difference.
Antony: You said something about sarah's mum didnt you?
Me: sarah who?
Antony: Sarah, you said something about her mum.
Me: which sarah u on about? *putting drink down*
Antony: Sarah, Sarah Allen
Me: Yeah what about her?
Antony: You said something about her mum, and She's dead.
Me: haha. No i didnt.
Antony: Nah, Nah you said something about her mum.
Me: no i did not, why are you accusing me?
Antony: No im just asking.
Me: Okay, well its nothing, i didnt say jack shit.
Antony: No you definitely said something
Me: Why Who the Fuck are you?
Antony: Who the FUCK are you?
Me: (steps forward) why are you asking all these questions.
(Wingman Steps in the middle of us)
Antony: Why the fuck are you starting on me?
Me: Nah, why the fuck are you starting shit on me, i didnt say jack shit.
Antony: Aight dya want me to go call her then?
Me: be my guest.
The lowdown on what he’s goin on about: Sarah allen was a previous target, Couple of dates, didn’t really escalate sexually. Brushed it off. He was one of the AFC AMOGS that always stuck by her. In PuA, he must be the MALE mother Hen. They’ve never met each other, they only talk through MSN but I think they’re quite flirty and shit. I always found him to be the number 1 threat when I was seeing my HB. (one it is, I know leave me alone)
Basically, me and Sarah were arguing a month or two back, just basic arguing, her mother passed away a couple of weeks before the argument, so i was patient with her. it came to the point where she said something about MY mother and i said:
"Sarah, Dont go there. we both know who's going to cry if i get started on Mothers."
She was trying to bait me afterwards, saying shit like "Yeah, what about my mum, go on tell me something."
I left it at that. im an asshole, but death of someone important isnt something that i tangle with.
as that happened, he gets on the phone to sarah while i started dancing. i liked the song, who gave a shit about this guy. he's obviously drunk and i aint gonna let him ruin my night.
This is where things go mental. One of the girls steps in and starts having a go an Antony for saying that HER DAD is dead or something. Fuck knows. like antony insulted her for her dad dying.
This is the part of the night where its an emotional Wreck.
Apparantly why everyone seems like in a bad mood its because there is a love triangle going on.
Guy 1 is dating Girl 1. but Guy 2 Banged Girl 1. so everyone's out to get Guy 2. (except us 'niggas' as we proclaimed ourselves. were just party people)
They were proper hyping and everything. ATTENTION SEEKING. see if this was MY party i wudve kicked em out and told em to settle it outside.
about another 2 hours of this shit. (obviously bit more confrontation with Antony, but nothing happens, my friends were always the ones to stop me.) it starts to get pretty intense.
Guy 2 enters the party, and we immediately welcome him to the group. We said "Dont jam with them man, they're doing some soap opera thing i think some guy banged someone's girl or something."
guy 2: im that guy.
Us lot: HOLY SHIT. HAHAHA
we all burst out laughing and congratulated him for being alive.
a few minutes later we went outside, there were two ladies in their Sleeping gowns and slippers headed straight for the house.
Ladies: WHere's jake?
Us: dunno. who's jake?
They entered the house, and as soon as that follows this girl came staggering behind.
"Shit, where did THEY go?"
haha inside the house, this is gonna be intense.
this is the part where there's a lot of screaming involving Two mothers. They end up outside where a girl was chasing this guy and she trips over, allowing the 'niggas' (Us lot) to have a resounding "Ooooooooooh." commentary.
as this happens, i stand back and see all this unfold. im spending new year with one of my best friends and a few cool people and i still havent gotten laid for tonight. but im having shitloads of fun.
that night was too long, but target wise my best option wudve been HB kali- if her boyfriend (who is present) is not in a "I will destroy you" mood, then i wudve gamed her. but she's allright, bubbly personality, i actually adore that chick =]
sammie was near enough dead by the end of the night. she was such a wreck. i think i made her think of cheating on her boyfriend, (Which im quite proud of, but it didnt happen so not THAT proud) i admire her loyalty.
i walked home smiling, all the laughs and failures tonight was worth it, even though it was a SHIT party.
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
The Pre-Emptive Strike
Its New years eve, and im gonna go out later. I have no idea how im gonna get to the venue- nor do i know where the god forsakened place is. lets talk business.
Its been an amazing year. Just thinking about it right now gives me shivers. Lost my Virginity, Messed around with a shitlot more chicks than last year, magic as a hobby seems to improve more than a hobby, My grades are looking good, i landed a Job in a great place which pays great.
The things just keep adding up and adding up.
Lets talk about the Pre-Emptive.
You're going to a party with One.. Two.. Three. Four Pivots.
Kayleigh- Know her through rebecca
Rebecca - me and her go wayyy back in school.
Michelle - School
Sammie-Ann (Potential target) - Know her through becca
and two of your friends. well one of them.
Wingman - School
Gift. - School - But i dont like him very much. he thrashtalks a lot and is generally embarrassing. he's one of those hyperactive cheap ass'ed black bastards who think everything they do is cool and they think they can get away with it.
Im sorry, but 70% of my friends are Black, but he is possibly the most embarrassing and annoying one out of all of them. he's annoying, and i know deep down that he'll cock block. ONe way or another.
I'll get laid tonight. Blowjob the most. i dont care what state the girl is in. i'll get laid one way or another.
actually screw that, i do care what state she';s in. i dont want her drunk outta her head haha
Its been an amazing year. Just thinking about it right now gives me shivers. Lost my Virginity, Messed around with a shitlot more chicks than last year, magic as a hobby seems to improve more than a hobby, My grades are looking good, i landed a Job in a great place which pays great.
The things just keep adding up and adding up.
Lets talk about the Pre-Emptive.
You're going to a party with One.. Two.. Three. Four Pivots.
Kayleigh- Know her through rebecca
Rebecca - me and her go wayyy back in school.
Michelle - School
Sammie-Ann (Potential target) - Know her through becca
and two of your friends. well one of them.
Wingman - School
Gift. - School - But i dont like him very much. he thrashtalks a lot and is generally embarrassing. he's one of those hyperactive cheap ass'ed black bastards who think everything they do is cool and they think they can get away with it.
Im sorry, but 70% of my friends are Black, but he is possibly the most embarrassing and annoying one out of all of them. he's annoying, and i know deep down that he'll cock block. ONe way or another.
I'll get laid tonight. Blowjob the most. i dont care what state the girl is in. i'll get laid one way or another.
actually screw that, i do care what state she';s in. i dont want her drunk outta her head haha
December 30, 2008
I think there's something wrong with me. saw HB nikki today by accident as i got on the train. i played the arrogant role, major pulling- the bitch didnt reply back to my text, hence why im treating her like shit.
I felt somehow bad, i wasnt gaming, i was just being an ass. not a good thing.
we went to lakeside, me and CT. (Chocolate teddy) it was allright. Wingman was meant to come at 1 o clock, but the bastard took ages. i bought my totty clicker, CT contributed about 10-15 clicks, whilst i did the rest. we had a staggering 61 counts- not counting the 8-9 HB's that gave me eye contact in one way or another. (Some were using mirrors. dodgy bitches).
i dont blame CT- he's in an LTR, and he's quite happy. He probably just wasnt looking for female attention except his loved one. quite odd considering he's the biggest slut i know.
There was a time when we walked past a Cute girl- HB 8. She made eye contact with me and smiled as she walked across my path.
CT: Definitely Two clicks.
I clicked twice, mustering my brain to remember her name, she look familiar. as we walked away, i realised that i didnt know her, and it wouldve been great if i opened her.
Im not feeling too well game wise, no idea why.
I felt somehow bad, i wasnt gaming, i was just being an ass. not a good thing.
we went to lakeside, me and CT. (Chocolate teddy) it was allright. Wingman was meant to come at 1 o clock, but the bastard took ages. i bought my totty clicker, CT contributed about 10-15 clicks, whilst i did the rest. we had a staggering 61 counts- not counting the 8-9 HB's that gave me eye contact in one way or another. (Some were using mirrors. dodgy bitches).
i dont blame CT- he's in an LTR, and he's quite happy. He probably just wasnt looking for female attention except his loved one. quite odd considering he's the biggest slut i know.
There was a time when we walked past a Cute girl- HB 8. She made eye contact with me and smiled as she walked across my path.
CT: Definitely Two clicks.
I clicked twice, mustering my brain to remember her name, she look familiar. as we walked away, i realised that i didnt know her, and it wouldve been great if i opened her.
Im not feeling too well game wise, no idea why.
December 23, 2008
I bought a totty clicker (Google it) we was counting how many black people were around our area (Personal Joke, dont get offended most of the group is black. Lol)
We were in the restaurant, and i had vodka and redbull in front of me. Kirsty aint coming yet. Jade isnt responding well. i need to get some ass. i made a choice. chug the vodka in one go and go for kirsty, or sip it normally and take my chances with Jade.
I chugged it. needed ass. Kirsty's a cute blonde girl who has a car. (Nice.) not bad pair of tits, allright ass. so-so overall. the only poroblem is the 3 year lasting boyfriend.
She's cheated on him 4 times before. 4 times with me. ONly kissing though, i couldnt bear the fact to escalate.
anyways i sat next to kirsty at the cinema. i put the arm rest up so we could share the seat. sort of like a couch sort of thing. throughout the film i was fondling her breast and whatnot. just touching really. she wasnt doing anything to me, but that's prolly because we were with a lot of our mutual friends. (the whole i-care-about-my-rep thing)
bit more fluff, and she was driving. i told her to drive at the park near my house. (parents round my house, im sure there's parents round hers. and her car is too crowded.)
We sat on the jungle gym thing, and i was sitting, she was 2 inches away from my dick, and we were sort of hugging. everytime i leant in for a kiss she'd turn her head down. (subtly rejecting)
i aint gonna back down bitch. This is SIn you're talking about. i told her to carry me to the bench approximately 10 feet from our current location.
the bitch carried me. Told her to sit on my lap since the bench was wet (it really was) and i fondled with her for a bit while she sucked on my finger.
told her later on to sit beside me, so she sprawled onto my lap facing the sky and i leant in for a kiss.
Bingo. few touching here and there, and i wanted to finger her- her hand was there, almost as if she was expecting it. stopped me, and i said to myself "turn her on more, more fondling, more tongue action."
WHY LET HER SUCK YOUR FINGER SIN? OMG U AVE NO GAME.
Suck my testicle. it took a lot of effort to even get this damn far, im trusting that she'll run on emotions like what women usually do and go all the way. turns out i was wrong.
As i repositioned myself to escalate, she sat up.
her: What's the day?
Me: uhh. i dont know.
Her: shit... its tuesday isnt it? what's the day?
Me: i actually dont know. *leans in for a kiss*
Her: (backs away) No, what's the day?
at this point, im in the "Fuck this." stage where i cant be bothered. if we were in a bed i wudve kicked the bitch out of the bed and spat on her.
Her: i forgot i need to be home by 11. i need to baby sit my brother!
Bullshit. before we left the cinema i asked what she wanted to do, and she said she was free until 12.
She's officially going to be my pivot now.
We were in the restaurant, and i had vodka and redbull in front of me. Kirsty aint coming yet. Jade isnt responding well. i need to get some ass. i made a choice. chug the vodka in one go and go for kirsty, or sip it normally and take my chances with Jade.
I chugged it. needed ass. Kirsty's a cute blonde girl who has a car. (Nice.) not bad pair of tits, allright ass. so-so overall. the only poroblem is the 3 year lasting boyfriend.
She's cheated on him 4 times before. 4 times with me. ONly kissing though, i couldnt bear the fact to escalate.
anyways i sat next to kirsty at the cinema. i put the arm rest up so we could share the seat. sort of like a couch sort of thing. throughout the film i was fondling her breast and whatnot. just touching really. she wasnt doing anything to me, but that's prolly because we were with a lot of our mutual friends. (the whole i-care-about-my-rep thing)
bit more fluff, and she was driving. i told her to drive at the park near my house. (parents round my house, im sure there's parents round hers. and her car is too crowded.)
We sat on the jungle gym thing, and i was sitting, she was 2 inches away from my dick, and we were sort of hugging. everytime i leant in for a kiss she'd turn her head down. (subtly rejecting)
i aint gonna back down bitch. This is SIn you're talking about. i told her to carry me to the bench approximately 10 feet from our current location.
the bitch carried me. Told her to sit on my lap since the bench was wet (it really was) and i fondled with her for a bit while she sucked on my finger.
told her later on to sit beside me, so she sprawled onto my lap facing the sky and i leant in for a kiss.
Bingo. few touching here and there, and i wanted to finger her- her hand was there, almost as if she was expecting it. stopped me, and i said to myself "turn her on more, more fondling, more tongue action."
WHY LET HER SUCK YOUR FINGER SIN? OMG U AVE NO GAME.
Suck my testicle. it took a lot of effort to even get this damn far, im trusting that she'll run on emotions like what women usually do and go all the way. turns out i was wrong.
As i repositioned myself to escalate, she sat up.
her: What's the day?
Me: uhh. i dont know.
Her: shit... its tuesday isnt it? what's the day?
Me: i actually dont know. *leans in for a kiss*
Her: (backs away) No, what's the day?
at this point, im in the "Fuck this." stage where i cant be bothered. if we were in a bed i wudve kicked the bitch out of the bed and spat on her.
Her: i forgot i need to be home by 11. i need to baby sit my brother!
Bullshit. before we left the cinema i asked what she wanted to do, and she said she was free until 12.
She's officially going to be my pivot now.
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